It was me, Dad, that hired Stone Cold back. Dad, it was me!
The Heart Break Kid does not rest in peace. He can stay up ALL NIIIGHT!
... and that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg!
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
If Stone Cold was to become champion, as of now, that would be a public-relations corporate nightmare.
I think about my life and what's important to me sometimes. Working for WWE and being a Diva has really been the only thing that's made me feel great about myself.
Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!
I would like to talk about my Mama, for a bit.
There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
That's Right! I Own the WCW!
Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.
Every day that I bring this World Title home with me, I realize it's a gift. It's a blessing. And this? This has been the biggest, the BIGGEST ride of my life.
Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do... SHUT UP!!!
Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!
Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl?
It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!
But I want you to know, and I want you to have it very clear that I did NOT quit on each and everyone of you. No. Because you guys have never quitted on me.
I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.
Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!
What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!
Silly me, Mr. Butterfingers.
Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!
Well, I might take a plane, I might take a train. How do you people live here? You must be insane. I'm leaving Sacramento. Sacramento, I won't stay. But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May.
I don't think The Undertaker and Triple H need Shawn Michaels to deliver a spectacular match or make this incredibly interesting. Those two can do that on their own. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, I'm going to be there watching it like everyone else.
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