Soda Quotes

• Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.

  Lord Byron

  Laughter, Drinking, Food

  'Don Juan' (1819-24) canto 2, st. 178

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• So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.

  John Steinbeck

  Coffee, Pride, Two

  Letter on August 20, 1947. "Steinbeck: A Life in Letters", 1976.

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• I ordered a soda - caffeine-free, low sodium, no artificial flavors. They brought me a glass of water.

  Robert E. Murray

  Glasses, Water, Sodium

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• If you're looking for a place with no change, try a soda machine.

  Max Lucado

  Trying, Machines, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Max Lucado from Jun 11, 2010

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• Life's like a mayonnaise soda.

  Lou Reed

  Philosophy, Mayonnaise

  Song: What's Good, Album: Magic and Loss, 1992

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• I needed another soda. I’d only had six since breakfast.

  Meg Cabot

  Breakfast, Six, Needed

  Meg Cabot (2013). “The Abandon Trilogy: Abandon, Underworld and Awaken”, p.85, Pan Macmillan

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• There's a real strong link today between soda consumption and obesity among children.

  Eric Schlosser

  Strong, Children, Real

  Source: www.teachingbooks.net

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• You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody

  Trey Parker

  Baseball, Stars, Crazy

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• I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Cake, People, Causes

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• Making a movie and not directing the little moments is like drinking a soda and leaving the little slurp puddle for someone else.

  Steven Spielberg

  Drinking, Leaving, Puddles

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• That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.

  Lou Costello

  Ice Cream, Culinary, Famous Last Words

  Last words, 1859.

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• When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously.

  Luke Perry

  Kids, Eyebrows, Machines

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• What we want is a social harmony, even as we live in a world where any idea about the real thing is as likely to evoke the ancient memory of an advertisement for a soda pop as anything solid or necessary.

  Douglas Lain

  Memories, Real, Ideas

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• If you don't eat right as an athlete, you'll get tired and won't be as sharp. It's simple to drink sodas and sports drinks, but water is the most essential drink to put in your body.

  Troy Polamalu

  Sports, Tired, Athlete

  "Training Tips for the No-Offseason Athlete". Interview, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 16, 2012.

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• The technology is just so far gone. It's just like back in the day you needed a suitcase just to have a cell phone. The battery was so heavy, it was like carrying a gallon of soda around with you all day.

  Jam Master Jay

  Technology, Phones, Cells

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• Sure, you can mix the flour, baking soda, salt, shortening, and the whole nine yards, but why wouldn't you just pull out a box of Bisquick?

  Sandra Lee

  Yards, Baking Soda, Nine

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• Twenty years ago, teenage boys in the United States drank twice as much milk as soda; now they drink twice as much soda as milk.

  Eric Schlosser

  Teenage, Boys, Years

  Eric Schlosser (2001). “Fast Food Nation: The Dark Side of the All-American Meal”, p.54, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• I want a president who can handle a cream soda.

  Al Franken

  President, Want, Cream

  Interview with Stephen Thompson, www.avclub.com. November 1, 2000.

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• I put out a good 10 different types of drinks for them and they just said, "Oh, okay, so it's just one choice." One choice? I gave you Coke, Pepsi, Ginger Ale, Sprite. They saw that as one choice. Now why was that one choice? Because they felt, well, it was just all soda.

  Sheena Iyengar

  Choices, Pepsi, Different

  Big Think Interview, bigthink.com.

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• He spilled my diet soda!

  CM Punk

  Wwe, Diet Soda, Diets

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• Our kids didn't do this to themselves. They don't decide the sugar content in soda or the advertising content of a television show. Kids don't choose what's served to them for lunch at school, and shouldn't be deciding what's served to them for dinner at home. And they don't decide whether there's time in the day or room in the budget to learn about healthy eating or to spend time playing outside.

  Michelle Obama

  Home, School, Kids

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• Not being able to fully understand God is frustrating but it is ridiculous for us to think we have the right to limit God to something we are capable of comprehending. What a stunted, insignificant god that would be! If my mind is the size of a soda can and God is the size of all the oceans, it would be stupid for me to say He is only the small amount of water I can scoop into my little can. God is so much bigger, so far beyond our time-encased, air/food/sleep-dependent lives.

  Francis Chan

  Stupid, Ocean, Sleep

  Francis Chan, Preston Sprinkle (2014). “The Francis Chan Collection: Crazy Love, Forgotten God, Erasing Hell, and Multiply”, p.21, David C Cook

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• No pork, soda pop, cigarettes, alcohol – ever!

  Muhammad Ali

  Soda Pop, Alcohol, Pork

  Twitter post from Jul 20, 2009

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• If this were a movie, I would bust a secret move so fierce the entire place would be razed to the ground. I'd finish with something snappy like "And don't forget my soda, punk" while I strolled off into the night.

  Libba Bray

  Moving, Night, Secret

  Libba Bray (2009). “Going Bovine”, p.245, Delacorte Books for Young Readers

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• Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

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