Pepsi Quotes

• Arguments over grammar and style are often as fierce as those over IBM versus Mac, and as fruitless as Coke versus Pepsi and boxers versus briefs.

  Jack Lynch

  Communication, Style, Boxers

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• Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead.

  Lynne Tillman

  Ancestor

  Lynne Tillman (2014). “Motion Sickness”, p.113, Red Lemonade

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• Imagine Pepsi without Coke. Impossible, right?

  Martin Lindstrom

  Coke, Impossible, Imagine

  Source: bobmorris.biz

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• I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Funny, Basketball, Money

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• There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won't.

  Annie Lennox

  Artist, Two, Kind

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• I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.

  Dane Cook

  Alcohol, Drug, Would Be

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• I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.

  Douglas Coupland

  Thinking, Three, Clock

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• If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi

  Lewis Grizzard

  Soccer, Would Be, Soft Drinks

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• People talk about this Julia Roberts almost like it's a cup of Pepsi. People think Julia Roberts is something they created. The fact is, 26 years ago, there was this scrunched-up little pink baby named Julia Roberts. I am a girl, like anybody else.

  Julia Roberts

  Girl, Baby, Thinking

  "Classic interview: Julia Roberts". Interview with Timothy Egan, www.theguardian.com. June 20, 2009.

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• I auditioned for a Pepsi commercial, and I got it, and that was incredibly fun. So I thought, Well, maybe I should try this acting thing.

  Channing Tatum

  Fun, Trying, Acting

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10 year-olds. Hey, what's this? A Pepsi ad? They're ruining the integrity of the Internet!

  Jay Leno

  Sex, Integrity, America

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• You're dealing with a lot of silly people in the marketplace; it's like a great big casino and everyone else is boozing. If you can stick with Pepsi, you should be OK.

  Warren Buffett

  Silly, Investing Money, People

  "Warren Buffett - In 1974". Forbes Article, www.forbes.com. April 30, 2008.

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• Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.

  Larry Wall

  Coffee, Choices, Drug

  Source: bigthink.com

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• The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Mistake, Stupid, World

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• Here's what the kids get. They get free McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken for a year, and 52 six-packs of Pepsi. And I'm thinking, well, actually, it might be healthier if they were taking steroids.

  David Letterman

  Kids, Thinking, Kentucky

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• I want it all. I want the Pepsi endorsement. I want the arena shows. I want Times Square!

  Betty Who

  Squares, Want, Arena

  "Your Next Pop Obsession: Betty Who". Interview with Seth Plattner, www.elle.com. August 5, 2013.

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• I think the biggest lesson to be learned is that it is almost impossible to just throw a logo on a video. A lot of people think that if you make a really popular video, I can get Pepsi to put a little logo on there and they will pay me a lot of money. We wanted to create something that wasn't just a "slap a logo on the video."

  Judson Laipply

  Thinking, Lessons To Be Learned, People

  "Beat goes on for YouTube's 'Evolution of Dance' star". Interview with Ryan Osborn and Allison Berger, www.today.com. January 12, 2009.

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• Leaving Australia was the hardest thing I have ever done.

  Barry Gibb

  Liars, Australia, Leaving

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• There are so many flavors of Coke now - Coke with lemon, Coke with vanilla, Coke with lime, Cherry Coke, and they've just brought out another new flavor - Coke with Pepsi.

  David Letterman

  Flavor, Vanilla, Coke

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• A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.

  Rich Hall

  Years, Twenties, Bars

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• Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.

  David Letterman

  Ebola, Vaccines, Mountain

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• A writer from ESPN magazine once described me as the world's largest eleven-year-old. That's true. I ride my Sea-Doo jet ski, play putt-putt golf, go to water parks, and act silly. On the bottom floor of my house in Beverly Hills, I have video games, a pool table, a Pepsi machine, and all the things they have in arcades. I drive go-karts, at least the ones I can fit in. I karate-chop my friends when they come over, like the Kato dude in the Pink Panther movies.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Silly, Golf

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• When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting there drinking Diet Pepsi and eating peanuts. It just doesn't make any sense.

  David Letterman

  Drinking, Thinking, Nuts

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• Who among us wouldn't rush out and buy a Pepsi if we thought it would make the Osborne's disappear?

  Ed Helms

  Disappear, Ifs

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• Ain't singing for Pepsi, ain't singing for Coke, I don't sing for nobody, makes me look like a joke.

  Neil Young

  Rock And Roll, Singing, Looks

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