Diet Soda Quotes

• He spilled my diet soda!

  CM Punk

  Wwe, Soda, Diets

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• Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because that’s what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired, you never get a hangover, and you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they’re clever but are really acting stupid.

  Paris Hilton

  Clever, Fun, Hate

  Paris Hilton (2012). “Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-In-Chic Peek Behind the Pose”, p.20, Simon and Schuster

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• John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

  CM Punk

  Wwe, Soda, Diets

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• I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Voice, Chocolate, Hot

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• My New Year's resolution is to cut my diet sodas down to two cans a day!

  Eric Ripert

  New Year, Cutting, Years

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• I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Cake, People, Soda

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