Tonight Quotes - Page 11

• Happy that New York passed marriage equality tonight. A victory for human rights. Progress.

  John Legend

  New York, Rights, Victory

  "Lady Gaga, Pink, More React To New York Gay Marriage Bill" by Benjamin Wagner, www.mtv.com. June 25, 2011.

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• And yet we have brave men and women who are willing to step forward because they know what's at stake. They're willing to sacrifice their lives for this great country. What I'm asking all of you tonight is not to put on a uniform. Put on a bumper sticker.

  Rick Santorum

  Country, Sacrifice, Men

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• "Save more tomorrow" is a nudge to help people do what they know they want to do, which is save more, but they can't bring themselves to save more now. Just like many of us are planning to go on diets next month, or maybe in two months, certainly not tonight.

  Richard Thaler

  Two, People, Goes On

  "Big Think Interview With Richard Thaler". bigthink.com. June 19, 2009.

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• A friend of mine who used to be my boss at ESPN once was asked why sports had exploded the way it had. He said, "Because you can't go to Blockbuster and rent tonight's game." Every night is different in sports. Every day there are different heroes and villains and conversations after the game.

  Mike Lupica

  Sports, Hero, Night

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• Joe Mantello is the uber director. I wrote him a card tonight saying basically, 'Will you adopt me?'

  Jeffrey Tambor

  Uber, Directors, Cards

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• If we knew that tonight we were going to go blind, we would take a long, last real look at every blade of grass, every cloud formation, every speck of dust, every rainbow, raindrop-everything.

  Pema Chodron

  Real, Dust, Clouds

  Pema Chodron (2000). “When Things Fall Apart: Heart Advice for Difficult Times”, p.164, Shambhala Publications

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• Be sure to play "Blessed Lord" tonight - play it real pretty.

  Martin Luther King, Jr.

  Real, Blessed, Play

  Last words, 1968.

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• Watch tonight, pray tomorrow. Gallants, lads, boys, hearts of gold, all the titles of good fellowship come to you!

  William Shakespeare

  Prayer, Heart, Boys

  William Shakespeare, David M. Bevington (1998). “Henry IV”, p.192, Oxford University Press, USA

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• We may see Michael Jackson's baby before we know the final outcome of this race for the House of Representatives tonight.

  Dan Rather

  Baby, Race, House

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• I'm often asked, "What is your favorite moment during the 30 years you hosted [The Tonight Show]?" I really don't have just one. The times I enjoyed the most were the spontaneous, unplanned segments that just happened, like Ed Ames' infamous "Tomahawk Toss" that produced one of the longest laughs in television history. When these lucky moments happen, you just go with them and enjoy the experience and high of the moment.

  Johnny Carson

  Years, Laughing, Lucky

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

  Red Buttons

  Kings, Wife, Dinner

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• The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight, because I have been saying, for the longest time, that president Bush must set a timetable for removing his head from his ass...and, by god, today they went in and looked for it... They didn't find it. So now we don't know where it is, but at least for once in my life, I get to see the words "Bush", "operation", and "success" in the same sentence.

  Bill Maher

  Successful, President, Lasts

  "Bill Maher: The Decider". Documentary, Comedy, 2007.

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• Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.

  Buddy Hackett

  Way, Comic, Treats

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• You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Pops, Our Family, Company

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• I don't have a show anymore. I don't have a check coming in every week. This is important to me, I got to score a million tonight or it could all be over.

  Bob Newhart

  Important, Week, Checks

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I play these [folk acoustic] concerts and I ask myself, 'Would you come see me tonight?' - and I'd have to answer truthfully, 'No, I wouldn't come. I'd rather be doin' something else, really I would. That something else is rock... The words are pictures, and the rock's gonna help me flesh out the colors of the pictures. (1965)

  Bob Dylan

  Play, Rocks, Color

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• My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

  Garry Shandling

  Guests, Firsts, Appearance

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• I found someones passport on the ground tonight. Where do you sell these things?

  Dane Cook

  Found Someone, Passports, Sells

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• I'm watching some television tonight. I'm watching The Discovery Channel. You know, this channel, you never ever plan on watching this. It just happens. You're flickin' around, all of a sudden - boom - you're watching a mole for an hour-and-a-half.

  Dane Cook

  Discovery, Television, Half

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• You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kids, Redneck, Yosemite

  Jeff Foxworthy (2006). “The Redneck Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree”, p.47, Harper Collins

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• I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Keys, Together

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• Lee Dixon will be up against two South American left-handers tonight.

  Ron Atkinson

  Two, Left Handers, England

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• His white boots were on fire against Arsenal, and he'll be looking for them to reproduce tonight.

  Ron Atkinson

  Fire, White, Boots

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'

  George Lopez

  Clothes, People, Smoking

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• I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!

  Greg Behrendt

  Breakup, Drinking, Information

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