Stupidity Quotes - Page 24

• My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man.

  Dorothy Parker

  God, First Love, Men

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• Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!

  Dorothy Parker

  God, Happened, Ifs

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• Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.

  Dorothy Parker

  God, Law, Opposites

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• [Love] is the type of disease that spares neither the intelligent nor the idiotic.

  Albert Camus

  Love, Intelligent, Intelligence

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• If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

  Woody Allen

  God, Ankles, Upside Down

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• I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

  Woody Allen

  God, Negative, Tests

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• Patience is the art of finding something else to do.

  Groucho Marx

  God, Art, Findings

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• If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

  Yogi Berra

  God, Running, Worry

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• Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.

  Yogi Berra

  God, Top Down, Firsts

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• 50% of all married people are women

  Yogi Berra

  God, People, Married

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• In a hollow head there is much room for knowledge.

  Karl Kraus

  Knowledge, Rooms, Hollow

  Karl Kraus (1976). “Half-truths & one-and-a-half truths: selected aphorisms”

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• Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.

  Orson Welles

  People, Crooks, World

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• You're dumber than you think I think you are.

  Robert Towne

  Thinking, Hiding Something, Chinatown

  Robert Towne (1997). “Chinatown ; The Last Detail: Screenplays”, p.119, Grove Press

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• I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

  Unknown

  God, Sick, Calling

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• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

  Abraham Maslow

  God, Car, Invisible

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• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

  Unknown

  God, Car, Pedestrians

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• It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb.

  Abraham Maslow

  God, Dumb, Lawyer

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• The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.

  Abraham Maslow

  God, Humorous, Silly

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• Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

  Abraham Maslow

  Girl, God, Boys

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• That the discovery of this great truth, which lies so near and obvious to the mind, should be attained to by the reason of so veryfew, is a sad instance of the stupidity and inattention of men, who, though they are surrounded with such clear manifestations of the Deity, are yet so little affected by them, that they seem as it were blinded with excess of light.

  George Berkeley

  God, Truth, Lying

  George Berkeley (2015). “A Treatise Concerning the Principles of Human Knowledge”, p.85, Sheba Blake Publishing

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• To be a tourist is to escape accountability. Errors and failings don't cling to you the way they do back home. You're able to drift across continents and languages, suspending the operation of sound thought. Tourism is the march of stupidity.

  Don DeLillo

  Home, Errors, Accountability

  1982 James Axton. The Names, ch.3.

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• Was man made stupid to see his own stupidity?
  Is God by definition indifferent, beyond us all?
  Is the eternal truth man's fighting soul
  Wherein the Beast ravens in its own avidity?

  Richard Eberhart

  War, Stupid, Fighting

  1951 'The Fury of Aerial Bombardment'.

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• When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear.

  Tom Clancy

  God, House, Trying

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• A cure by regression is homeopathic, like healing the damage done by ministers and ignorance with stupidity and Jesuits.

  Franz Grillparzer

  Healing, Ignorance, Done

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• Only by himself, with one acre and a house, will a dunce be a dunce. Once he manages to gain power, he'll turn into a scoundrel.

  Franz Grillparzer

  House, Acres, Gains

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