Running Quotes - Page 27

• The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.

  Dana Gould

  Sweat, Jogging, Muggers

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• Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

  Dana Gould

  Sweat, Shoes, People

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• The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.

  Dana Gould

  Waiting, Circus, Towns

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• My friend taught me this one. You take the heel of your hand, you can shove someone's nose right through their brain. I can't even watch someone blow their nose. If I'm in a fight, I'm not gonna be shoving or poking, I'm gonna be running or begging - that's my two choices, right there.

  Andy Kindler

  Fighting, Blow, Hands

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• Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the Vicodin and a little weed too - let's face it - and I go in there, and my wife's like, 'Bring the sand toys! Bring the sand toys!' And I know what happens every single time: I become sand toy repo man from the eight little kids that run off in nine different directions with my sand toys.

  Al Madrigal

  Weed, Moving, Kids

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• There's always something that's going to kill us all. A few years ago, tomatoes were going to kill us and a few years before that it was spinach. The FDA is run by a 7-year-old kid that hates vegetables!

  Alonzo Bodden

  Hate, Kids, Fda

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• Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.

  Gary Gulman

  Hate, Mean, People

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• Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.

  Chris Hardwick

  Girl, Clubs, Sober

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• The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.

  Godfrey

  Sports, Games, White

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• Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn't have running water for a long time and we didn't have TV. Then when we did get TV we only had one channel.

  Bonnie McFarlane

  Long, Water, Tvs

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• I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything.

  J. B. Smoove

  Growing Up, Men, Laughing

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• My uncle was the first one in my family to get a telephone. It was like going to the moon. He came running over to tell us, and we were so proud. A telephone! We didn't have to go to the candy store to phone any more. We went around telling everyone. But we didn't hear from my uncle for three days, so my father got worried. He said, Let's go over there. We got there, and my uncle was very depressed. I asked, What's the matter? He said, I got a telephone and nobody called me. He didn't give his number out - he didn't know that you had to!

  Pat Cooper

  Uncles, Father, Moon

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• It's undeniable there's been remarkable progress for African-Americans in this country. They've been elected senators and governors and running major corporations. But obviously we still have a long way to go.

  Dana Bash

  Country, Long, African American

  "McConnell: Race relations have 'gotten better' under Obama" by Eric Bradner, www.cnn.com. December 8, 2014.

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• I never go up there trying to hit a home run

  Brett Gardner

  Home, Trying, Home Run

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• Running was like the friend that never left. It was just always there.

  Lolo Jones

  Left

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• So to Hillary Clinton, Liz Cheney, Christine Quinn, Susana Martinez, Meg Whitman, Sheryl Sandberg, Carly Fiorina and every other woman out there who has ever felt more like a professional juggler than a politician, you are our best hope! Run sister, run.

  Nicolle Wallace

  Meg, Liz, Politician

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• You have to go where the story is to report on it. As a journalist, you're essentially running to things that other people are running away from.

  Lester Holt

  People, Stories, Journalist

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• I wanna run, i wanna stay. hold every piece, so it won't break.

  Tori Kelly

  Pieces, Break

  Twitter post from May 08, 2015

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• I love to do Pilates, boxing and even just going on a run. I do cardio twice a week as it's important for people who want to eat lots like me! I do Pilates ones a week.

  Irina Shayk

  People, Boxing, Important

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• Same reason why young women on juries are not a good idea, they don't get it. They're not in that same life experience of paying the bills, doing the mortgage, kids, community, crime, education and health care. They're like healthy and hot and running around without a care in the world... I just think, excuse them, so they can go back on Tinder and Match.com.

  Kimberly Guilfoyle

  Kids, Thinking, Ideas

  "Fox News' Kimberly Guilfoyle Caught in Controversy After Comments About Tinder, Young Women Voters" by Lorena O'Neil, www.hollywoodreporter.com. October 23, 2014.

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• It's bizarre. In middle school, I thought girls were running away from me, so when they ask for a picture now, I'm like, 'Really, what?!'

  Jacob Artist

  Girl, School, Bizarre

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We discussed all of this before Anthony decided to run for mayor, so really what I want to say is I love him, I have forgiven him, I believe in him, and as we have said from the beginning, we are moving forward.

  Huma Abedin

  Believe, Moving, I Love Him

  "Gutfeld: High status men no longer held to high standards?". "The Five", www.foxnews.com. July 24, 2013.

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• This is the first time I've been in a WTA final so it's really great to make it here in Auckland. I'm so tired I can't stand on my feet any more. Today the key was to run and run and finally I put a lot of pressure on her and she started to miss on the big points.

  Marion Bartoli

  Tired, Keys, Feet

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• 'Either you run the day, or the day runs you.' Hope y'all had a good one.

  Aaron Hernandez

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• It's definitely not the typical path. But at the same time, I've been working at this since I was young. I've been swimming and running my entire life, and I've been given so much support the last few years in cycling, that I've been able to improve. And I'm still improving and still absorbing that support to help me get to be the best that I can be.

  Gwen Jorgensen

  Swimming, Cycling, Years

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