Pants Quotes - Page 11

• A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.

  Karl Kraus

  Children, Short Pants, Ideals

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• I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight.

  Diane Kruger

  Watches, Weight, Feels

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• When I was a little boy in short pants, I dreamed about a miraculous ointment that would make me invisible. Then I became an adult, began to write, and wanted to be successful. Now I'm successful and would like to have the ointment that would make me invisible.

  Milan Kundera

  Writing, Successful, Boys

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• I'm working harder than ever now, and I'm putting on my pants the same as I always have. I just get up every day and try to do a little better than the day before, and that is to run a great restaurant with great food, great wine, and great service. That's my philosophy.

  Emeril Lagasse

  Running, Philosophy, Wine

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• On my first album I was wearing a lot of guys pants, baggy clothes and stuff like that. I was 17 and I was a little tomboy. And you would never see me wearing a dress or heels on my first record.

  Avril Lavigne

  Motivational, Clothes, Guy

  "Talk Asia" with Anjali Rao, edition.cnn.com. April 20, 2011.

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• I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.

  Denis Leary

  Leather Pants, Berries, Boots

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• When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail thin, so it's not like I was a traditional Santa Claus even then. I had a square stomach; that was the shape of the sofa cushion that I had stuffed into my pants.

  Tom Hanks

  Jobs, Years, Shopping

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• Putting somebody else's pants on and pretending to be somebody else is occasionally, as you grow older, horrifying.

  James Gandolfini

  Pretending, Grows

  "James Gandolfini in His Own Words" by Christopher Rosa, www.mtv.com. June 20, 2013.

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• That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.

  Dawn French

  Dating, Underwear, Awful

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• I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.

  Sara Blakely

  White, Way, Pairs

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• I see so many guys, really athletic guys, wearing pleats and I just shake my head. Like, Tiger Woods used to wear pleated pants! I'm like, 'C'mon, Tiger!'

  Tom Brady

  Guy, Athletic, Woods

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift.

  Wernher von Braun

  Mother, Boys, Technology

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• I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Shoes, Hats, Dresses

  "Charlie Chaplin and the Tramp: the birth of a hero" by Pamela Hutchinson, www.theguardian.com. January 27, 2014.

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• You can go into neighborhoods in the United States where people dress a certain way because they don't want to be out of touch, where boys wear pants down to their knees, which nobody has compelled them to do but they pick up the cultural norms, or where girls are improperly dressed by my eyes, but that's what they see in the media.

  Hillary Clinton

  Girl, Eye, Boys

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• Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

  Larry David

  Men, Suffering, Trying

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

  Larry David

  Stores, Shops, I Can

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.

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• Why wear pants when you can wear a muumuu?

  Beth Ditto

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• I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there.

  Jesse Eisenberg

  Capri, Seems

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• I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy.

  Will Ferrell

  Crazy, College, Shy

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• If I don't get food in my mouth, I'm still happy. If my pants are round my ankles, as long as I don't get arrested for indecent exposure, I'm happy. I'm worried about keeping my hair, not how it's combed.

  Michael J. Fox

  Hair, Long, Ankles

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• Certain movies like 'Wag The Dog,' we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the script and then some stuff that we came up with in rehearsal, and then we'd have at least one or two takes where we completely went off the script and just flew by the seat of our pants.

  Denis Leary

  Dog, Two, Rehearsal

  Interview with Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. June 22, 2005.

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• When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could find straight pants again.

  Denis Leary

  Teenager, Punk, Revelations

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• He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

  Mickey Rivers

  Wrinkles, Curves, Balls

  "My MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium Commemorative Interview with Mickey Rivers". Interview with Dave Hollander, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 23, 2008.

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• Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough to sleep in, I don't even make it into my pajamas. I'm looking down, and I'm like, 'T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.'

  Rebecca Romijn

  Good Night, Sleep, Tired

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• My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

  Adam Sandler

  Father, Week, Used

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