Nuts Quotes - Page 19

• At least being nuts is being somewhere.

  Joanne Greenberg

  Joanne Greenberg (2009). “I Never Promised You a Rose Garden: A Novel”, p.61, Macmillan

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• Authors, he thought. Even the sane ones are nuts.

  Dan Brown

  Sane

  Dan Brown (2004). “The Da Vinci Code”, Doubleday Books

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• When I don't think biblically, I go nuts. I just go, 'This is crazy.'

  Francis Chan

  Crazy, Thinking, Thought Provoking

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• I met Elvis in your woods one night,” Terry said. One of the EMTs had given him a shot, and I thought it was beginning to work. “I knew I was nuts then. He was telling me how much he liked cats. I told him I was a dog person, myself.

  Charlaine Harris

  Dog, Cat, Night

  Charlaine Harris (2011). “Dead Reckoning: A True Blood Novel”, p.80, Hachette UK

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• I have to get back to the hotel. But I don't know the way. I always rely on Shouji so I didn't notice where we were going. Nut I came to this point. without realising my attitude and actions. It's like I am slowing falling into a valley. I wonder where I'm standing now.

  Ai Yazawa

  Attitude, Fall, Valleys

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• You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. - Anthony

  Jennifer Crusie

  Fine, Deals, I Can

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Jennifer Crusie Bundle: Getting Rid of Bradley\Strange Bedpersons\What The Lady Wants\Charlie All Night”, p.22, MIRA

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• Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  School, Class, People

  Kurt Vonnegut (2011). “A Man Without a Country”, p.102, Seven Stories Press

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• The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not "I'm having a bad day and feel bitchy" nuts or PMS nuts. "I think I'll commit felony assault on my friends and rape my boyfriend" nuts.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Bad Day, Thinking, Blood

  MaryJanice Davidson (2006). “Undead and Unreturnable: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.30, Penguin

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• When he'd pushed inside me and I'd feel him begin to penetrate, it had turned me into a wild thing-hot, wet, and desperate for more of him. With every kiss, every caress, every thrust, I'd just needed more. He'd touched me, I went nuts. The world dwindled down to one thing: him.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Kissing, World, Hot

  Karen Marie Moning (2011). “Shadowfever: Fever Series”, p.462, Delacorte Press

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• The Haitians, who knew something about suffering and survival, had a beautiful phrase... The Translation is not perfect, but the nut of it was: 'The season of pain is never over until the sky begins to cry.

  Rick Bragg

  Beautiful, Pain, Sky

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• It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film.

  Dennis Miller

  Home, Tape, Rooms

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• There are so many health food nuts out there that eat nothing but natural foods but they don't exercise and they look terrible.

  Jack LaLanne

  Exercise, Looks, Natural

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• The conspiracy community regularly seizes on one slip of the tongue, misunderstanding, or slight discrepancy to defeat twenty pieces of solid evidence; accepts one witness of theirs, even if he or she is a provable nut, as being far more credible than ten normal witnesses on the other side; treats rumors, even questions, as the equivalent of proof; leaps from the most minuscule of discoveries to the grandest of conclusions; and insists that the failure to explain everything perfectly negates all that is explained.

  Vincent Bugliosi

  Discovery, Community, Rumor

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• Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.

  John Sandford

  Grapes, Bunch

  John Sandford (2012). “Shock Wave”, p.68, Simon and Schuster

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• I think, sometimes, that I'm going nuts, and that perhaps there is something good about blocking clean water for those who have none, making sure that illiterate children remain so, and preventing the resuscitation of the public health sector in the country most in need of it. Lunacy is what it is.

  Paul Farmer

  Country, Children, Block

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• It was a death struggle every day being a Yankee you either won or you lost. There was no second place. Half of us were nuts by the end of a season.

  Jerry Coleman

  Struggle, Yankees, Half

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• Being a good artist is the toughest job you could pick, and you have to be a little nuts to take it on.

  Charles Saatchi

  Jobs, Artist, Littles

  Charles Saatchi (2009). “My Name is Charles Saatchi and I Am an Artoholic”, Phaidon Press

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• Man, that cat [Ornette Coleman] is nuts.

  Thelonious Monk

  Music, Cat, Men

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• Big breakthrough ideas often seem nuts the first time you see them.

  Marc Andreessen

  Ideas, Firsts, Bigs

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• What do you do when you see a man masturbating at a salad baran actual salad shooterbut wait, I'm single, we're both at the salad bar, we have a lot in common. I like fresh produce, he likes to get fresh with produce. I like nuts on my salad, he likes to nut on his salad.

  Alison Rosen

  Men, Waiting, Likes

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• I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like.

  Ron Ben-Israel

  Wedding, Crazy, Cake

  "Wedding Cakes: Designer Ron Ben Israel Talks Money-Saving Tricks, Fresh Flavor Ideas, and More!" by Meredith Bodgas, www.glamour.com. July 19, 2010.

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• Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

  Bill Hicks

  Plot, Keith, Runners

  "Love All the People".

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• Of course the sands of Present Time are running out from under our feet. And why not? The Great Conundrum: 'What are we here for?' is all that ever held us here in the first place. Fear. The answer to the Riddle of the Ages has actually been out in the street since the First Step in Space. Who runs may read but few people run fast enough. What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What are we here for? We are here to go!

  Brion Gysin

  Running, Feet, Space

  Brion Gysin (2015). “Back in No Time: The Brion Gysin Reader”, p.174, Wesleyan University Press

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• I tried to think of my knowledge, but it was a squirrel's heap of winter nuts. There was no strength in my knowledge any more and I felt small and naked as a new-hatched bird.

  Stephen Vincent Benet

  Knowledge, Winter, Thinking

  "By the Waters of Babylon". Post-apocalyptic short story by Stephen Vincent Benet (first published in "The Saturday Evening Post" as "The Place of the Gods"), July 31, 1937.

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• Sometimes I just want to lick David Lee Roth in the nuts

  Eddie Van Halen

  Want, Sometimes

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