Moron Quotes - Page 3

• A congressman actually apologized to BP's CEO for the way the company has been treated. How stupid are you when the CEO of BP is in the room and people think you're the moron?

  Jay Leno

  Stupid, Thinking, People

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• A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race - and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin.

  Ayn Rand

  Race, Numbers, Genius

  Ayn Rand (1999). “The Return of the Primitive: The Anti-Industrial Revolution”, p.149, Penguin

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• But, of course only morons would ever think or speak of themselves as intellectuals. That's why they all look so sad.

  Ellen Glasgow

  Thinking, Looks, Speak

  Ellen Anderson Gholson Glasgow (1958). “Letters of Ellen Glasgow”

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• My money buys me the freedom not to be a member of the corporate structure. And I certainly don't feel guilty or hypocritical about that. The way our economy is set up, if you don't want to be a corporate moron and you don't want to be enfeebled in the streets, you must earn enough to know that you'll never have to go to them for money.

  George Carlin

  Want, Way, Guilty

  Interview with Sam Merrill, scrapsfromtheloft.com. January 1982.

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• I'm not a moron, but science fiction to me requires a suspension of disbelief and honest curiosity or fascination in that kind of bullshit. I've just never been able to make that jump, really. I like things to be more organic.

  Marc Maron

  Bullshit, Curiosity, Fascination

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

  Dick Cavett

  Inspirational, Funny, Children

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• I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

  Jen Kirkman

  Writing, Natural Talent, Acting

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Scientists have determined that the most irritating sound to the human ear is the sound of a knife cutting a glass bottle. And the second-worst sound is a fork scratching a glass bottle. Evidently they did all their research at the Picnic for Morons.

  Peter Sagal

  Funny, Cutting, Science

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• Maybe I`m getting to the age when I`m starting to be senile or nostalgic or both, but people are so angry now. You used to be able to disagree with people and still be friends. Now you hear these talk shows, and everyone who believes differently from you is a moron and an idiot - both on the Right and the Left.

  Clint Eastwood

  Believe, People, Age

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• So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Wall, Humor

  "The Best God Joke Ever - and It's Mine!". www.theguardian.com. September 29, 2005.

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• It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.

  Abbi Glines

  Valentine, Holiday, Needs

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• Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons.

  Rudy Rucker

  Running, Our World, Evil

  Interview with Giulio Prisco, giulioprisco.blogspot.ru. November 2, 2002.

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• Sometimes I think there’s someone up there just sitting around thinking of ways to make me look like a complete moron. Seriously, I bet there’s an angel—or, more likely, a demon—assigned just to me. And every day it gets up and asks itself what it can do to ruin my life. Well, today it got an A plus.

  Michael Thomas Ford

  Angel, Thinking, Looks

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• Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon "Of course he's a werewolf,you moron"said Jace

  Cassandra Clare

  Werewolf, Jace, Said

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• I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Years, Genius, Fifteen

  Robert A. Heinlein (1987). “Starship Troopers”, p.232, Penguin

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• What did you expect? 'Welcome, sonny?' 'Make yourself at home?' 'Marry my daughter?' You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons.

  Gene Wilder

  Daughter, Home, Simple

  "Fictional character: Jim". "Blazing Saddles", www.imdb.com. 1974.

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• The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word.

  Chris Hardwick

  Drug, Nerd, Brain

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• ...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.

  Patrick deWitt

  Towns, Welcome, Transformation

  Patrick deWitt (2011). “The Sisters Brothers”, p.112, Granta Books

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• Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.

  Dennis Miller

  Stupid, Politics, Feels

  "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", April 03, 2003.

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• There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked.

  J. D. Salinger

  Nice, Mean, World

  j.d. salinger (1961). “franny and zooey”

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• Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?

  Madeleine L'Engle

  Thinking, Giving, People

  Madeleine L'Engle (2013). “A Wrinkle in Time Trilogy”, p.26, Macmillan

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• Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

  Andy Borowitz

  Funny, Stupid People, Political

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Sep 29, 2011

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• Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

  Matt Damon

  Soccer, Rain, Fire

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• All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish.

  Vivienne Westwood

  Self, Expression, Rubbish

  "Did I say that?" by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. July 18, 2009.

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• If the regular length of a shot is increased, one becomes bored, but if you keep on making it longer, a new quality emerges, a special intensity of attention.' At first there can be a friction between our expectations of time and Tarkovsky-time and this friction is increasing in the twenty-first century as we move further and further away from Tarkovsky-time towards moron-time in which nothing can last—and no one can concentrate on anything—for longer than about two seconds.

  Geoff Dyer

  Moving, Two, Bored

  "Danger! High-radiation arthouse!" by Geoff Dyer, www.theguardian.com. February 5, 2009.

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