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• Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Baseball, Games, Idiot

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• Nature abhors a moron.

  H. L. Mencken

  Nature, Stupidity

  H.L. Mencken (2012). “Mencken Chrestomathy”, p.616, Vintage

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• We are told No, you're unimportant, you're peripheral - get a degree, get a job, get a this, get that, and then you're a player. You don't even want to play that game. You want to reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that's being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world.

  Terence McKenna

  Jobs, Player, Games

  "Reclaim Your Mind". Part of the Terence McKenna's lecture "Eros and the Eschaton", www.youtube.com. 1984.

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• The computer is a moron.

  Peter Drucker

  Work, Technology, Intellectual

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• I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

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• George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if youll pardon the expression.

  Martin Sheen

  Expression, Crowds, Comic

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• The emergency problem of segregation and sterilization must be faced immediately. Every feeble-minded girl or woman of the hereditary type, especially of the moron class, should be segregated during the reproductive periodwe prefer the policy of immediate sterilization, of making sure that parenthood is absolutely prohibited to the feeble-minded.

  Margaret Sanger

  Girl, Class, Emergencies

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• Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

  John McEnroe

  Problem, Unemployed, Dork

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• Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

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• Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

  Clive James

  Dancing, Nails, Giants

  Clive James (2015). “The Crystal Bucket”, p.103, Pan Macmillan

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• If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

  Dov Davidoff

  Happiness, Thinking, Adults

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 21, 2012

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• what a horrible loutish planet this is. the dominant species consists of sadistic morons, faces bearing the hideous lineaments of spiritual famine swollen with stupid hate. hopeless rubbish.

  William S. Burroughs

  Spiritual, Hate, Stupid

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• My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons.

  Gene Simmons

  Mother, Philosophy, People

  "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, (NPR), February 4, 2002.

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• By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

  Scott Adams

  Practice, Risk, Definitions

  Scott Adams (1996). “The Dilbert principle: a cubicle's-eye view of bosses, meetings, management fads & other workplace afflictions”

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• The writer must be four people: 1) The nut, the obsede 2) The moron 3) The stylist 4) The critic. 1 supplies the material; 2 lets it come out; 3 is taste; 4 is intelligence.

  Susan Sontag

  Nuts, People, Four

  Susan Sontag (2008). “Reborn: Journals and Notebooks, 1947-1963”, Farrar, Straus and Giroux

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• If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

  Al Goldstein

  Cheating, Stay Strong, Divorce

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• Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.

  Lee Kuan Yew

  Inspiring, Genius, Persons

  Lee Kuan Yew (2013). “The Wit & Wisdom of Lee Kuan Yew”, p.142, Editions Didier Millet

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• That depends. You’ve got to define ‘party girl.’ If you mean I’m a walking good time, then hells yeah. But I’m not wasted and stumbling out of clubs and getting DUIs. I’m not that kind of party girl. I may be blonde and fun as balls, but I’m not a moron.

  Kesha

  Girl, Fun, Party

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• An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

  Johnny Carson

  Oxford, Study, Oxymoron

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• Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius?

  Leo Szilard

  Two, Democracy, Genius

  "The Voice of the Dolphins: And Other Stories". Book by Leo Szilard, 1961.

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• A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

  Billie Joe Armstrong

  People, Waiting, Shut Up

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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  Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

  George Carlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Carlin on Campus". Documentary, Comedy, 1984.

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• Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Science, Men

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• The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.

  Peter Drucker

  Data, Computer, Handle

  Peter F. Drucker (2009). “The Effective Executive: The Definitive Guide to Getting the Right Things Done”, p.16, Harper Collins

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• If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

  Louie Anderson

  Earth, Lasts, Turns

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