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• I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.

  Doug Stanhope

  Fall, Self, Drunk

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• If you knowingly and willingly embark on criminal behaviour, the consequences of that should be... that you lose some of your benefits under the current system

  Iain Duncan Smith

  Criminals, Behaviour, Benefits

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• I try to live my life like my father lives his. He always takes care of everyone else first. He won't even start eating until he's sure everyone else in the family has started eating. Another thing: My dad never judges me by whether I win or lose.

  Ben Roethlisberger

  Dad, Father, Winning

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• The coach should keep out of the way... He is an important figure, of course, but is more likely to lose a match than win it. Matches are won by players.

  Romario

  Winning, Player, Important

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• I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you. Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it.

  Bill Engvall

  Hurt, Animal, Discovery

  FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Apr 10, 2013

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• And isn't that weird? Think about this, when you're born, you nurse on your mama. And then you get a little older, you go to applesauce. And then you see these toddlers walking around with these Ziploc baggies full of Cheerios. Then you get to be my age, and the doctor wants you to start eating Cheerios to watch your cholesterol. Then you lose your teeth, you go to applesauce. I now know why old men like women with really big boobs. They see a trend. I mean, they call it a nursing home, hello.

  Bill Engvall

  Mean, Home, Nursing

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• I know how long it took me to lose my weight, and people have got to understand it?s not always easy. If all this can help one child, we are doing our job.

  Jared Fogle

  Jobs, Children, Long

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• Losing builds character. You know who said that? A loser! Guy who got his ass stomped every day, basketball, football, baseball, lose, lose, lose and lose. All right, I'm talking about me.

  Christopher Titus

  Basketball, Baseball, Football

  "Titus / Shannon's Song"". www.imdb.com. 2001.

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• The Los Angeles Times reported that sixty-three percent of American families are now considered dysfunctional. Good. 'Cause that means when Armageddon really happens, thirty-seven percent of this population is going to lose their minds. Oh my God, the world is over! Us sixty-three percent? We're going to go, Hey... there's no one watching the Lexus dealership! We're going to the Apocalypse with leather and a CD changer! You guys have been great. Thank you.

  Christopher Titus

  Mean, Cds, Guy

  "Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding". Comedy, One-man Show, www.imdb.com. June 06, 2004.

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• Italians can never win from you, but you can lose to them. 
  (when asked about Ajax's chances in the 1995 Champs League final against AC Milan)

  Johan Cruijff

  Winning, Ajax, League

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• Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

  Louis C. K.

  Average, Stuff, Way

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• I can feel how an audience is reacting when I'm on a stage, but when you are on stage, your perception is distorted. That's something you just have to know. It's like pilots that fly at high Gs and they lose, sometimes, consciousness and hand/eye coordination and they just have to know that that's going to happen. They have to be trained to not try to do too much while they are doing that. So when you are on stage, you have to be aware that you are wrong about how it feels a lot of times.

  Louis C. K.

  Eye, Hands, Perception

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• In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.

  Dana Gould

  Halloween, Sacrifice, Animal

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• Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look... great?

  Dana Gould

  Gay, Looks, News

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Jun 13, 2012

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• I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.

  Felipe Esparza

  Baby, Mountain, Weight

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• I started drinking when I was like 15, and by the time I was 19 everybody knew I was an alcoholic. So I would start five fights every weekend and lose terribly. First you start off fighting with one person and then he beats you up; and then one guy would be laughing, so you would hit him, too.

  Felipe Esparza

  Drinking, Fighting, Weekend

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• Latinos outnumber Black people now. I'm not too happy about it. Because it's only a matter of time before we lose our month. Soon as they figure it out, they're going to have Latino History Month. All we're going to have is Cinco de Negro.

  Alonzo Bodden

  People, Black, Matter

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• I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

  Godfrey

  Real, Thinking, Corny

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• I quit my day job the day my daughter was born. I remember flying to Cleveland and hitting a thunderstorm, which caused the plane to lose pressure, and the oxygen masks fell from the ceiling. We felt the plane dropping; the pilot was taking it down to regain cabin pressure. My heart was in my stomach. I found out after landing that her mom was in labor. I did the show and came back to New York. By the time I walked into the hospital, my daughter was being born. She was waiting for me. She's a sweet daddy's girl. She's premed. She has her own pie company. She works for Habitat for Humanity.

  J. B. Smoove

  Girl, Mom, Daughter

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• I haven't rebelled yet. I don't know, I think maybe just moving up here (to L.A.) by myself counts. But I never really felt the urge. I was always given so much freedom as a kid. My mom's motto was, 'My trust is yours to lose, so I'll give you every trust in the world. But the second I give you an inch and you take a mile, I'm going to pull it back.'

  Cassidy Erin Gifford

  Mom, Moving, Kids

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• I feel like each possession is a battle and you never want to lose a battle.

  Draymond Green

  Battle, Want, Possession

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• The one thing you absolutely need is the one thing you can never lose: God's presence and love for you. Just have to talk to him.

  Keke Palmer

  And Love, Needs, One Thing

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• The director of The Sopranos told me that, if I wouldn't gain weight, I would lose my job. I didn't look like the girl who ate pasta all day. This was an extra stimulation to fight my eating problems.

  Jamie Lynn Sigler

  Girl, Jobs, Fighting

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• The decision to leave [the church] is you're giving up everything you've worked for your whole life. I feel that people need to understand this has been my whole life. As time goes on, you start to lose touch with the real world. The mindset becomes us against them.

  Leah Remini

  Giving Up, Real, People

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• Everyone is panicked about the transition to mobile. I don't lose any sleep whatsoever.

  Jeremy Stoppelman

  Sleep, Transition, Mobile

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