All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.
It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.
I actually think the same things do make most people happy. The differences are extremely small, and around the margins. You like peach ice cream; I like strawberry ice cream. Both of us like ice cream much better than a smack on the head with two-by-four.
Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla.
Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality.
Ice cream is my comfort food.
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
You can show me some stick ice cream and I can tell you if it's good or not just looking at it.
I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted - stay up all night or eat ice-cream straight out of the container.
I spent my summers in Connecticut scooping ice cream and babysitting.
When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.
Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn't so good.
That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.
Never trust a skinny ice cream man.
In the Bengali language, there's not a real word for blow job. They call it "doing the ice cream."
Ice cream was my undoing, and six chocolate milk shakes in a row were nothing to me at one time.
Why does ice cream go with a broken heart?" Kylie asked. "Because if you eat enough of it, it freezes the heart and numbs the pain for a bit.
I know I have to run 20 more minutes if I eat ice cream. Basically, I eat everything, but I just do more training.
There's nothing pretty about ice. Ice grows nothing. But we've got this in our minds that we've got to make everything cold.
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