Golf Quotes - Page 24

• I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

  Don Adams

  Balls, Today, Wonderful

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• Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Lying, Men, Play

  P. G. Wodehouse (2011). “The Clicking of Cuthbert”, p.130, The Floating Press

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• To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Character, Men, Play

  P. G. Wodehouse (2011). “The Clicking of Cuthbert”, p.130, The Floating Press

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• Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you.

  Cary Middlecoff

  Hitting, Green, Cups

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• Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of most accurate misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes.

  Gene Littler

  Mistake, Winning, Games

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• Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.

  Mark Calcavecchia

  Games, Idiotic, Great Golf

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• One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.

  Mac O'Grady

  Bleeding, Next, Painting

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• Nobody ever remembers who finished second at anything.

  Jack Nicklaus

  Remember, Finished, Funny Golf

  "Every picture tells a story", www.theguardian.com. June 21, 2002.

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• You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

  Sam Snead

  Balls, Problem, Just One

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• I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

  Ben Hogan

  Persistence, Games, Play

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• Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.

  Dave Marr

  Three, Shots, Best Shot

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• Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.

  Michael Bamberger

  Guitar, Tennis, Balls

  Michael Bamberger (2007). “This Golfing Life”, p.43, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• Like most professional golfers, I have a tendency to remember my poor shots a shade more vividly than the good ones.

  Ben Hogan

  Shade, Remember, Poor

  Ben Hogan (1985). “Ben Hogan's Five Lessons: The Modern Fundamentals of Golf”, p.13, Simon and Schuster

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• You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

  Lee Trevino

  Play, Two, Pockets

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• His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.

  Ian Baker-Finch

  Holiday, Driving, Unbelievable

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• Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour.

  Alex Hay

  Funny, Inspiring, Men

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• Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

  Bruce Lansky

  Thinking, Wife, More To Life

  Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.106, Simon and Schuster

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• I never rooted against an opponent, but I never rooted for him either.

  Arnold Palmer

  Opponents, Palms, Rooted

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• Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.

  Bobby Jones

  Lying, Games, Play

  "Bobby Jones said play the ball as it lies. Tiger Woods has done just that", www.theguardian.com. February 20, 2010.

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• It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

  H. L. Mencken

  Sports, Gambling, Pool Table

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• If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Sports, Games

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• The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

  Bertrand Russell

  Funny, Family, Dad

  Bertrand Russell (1957). “Why I Am Not a Christian: And Other Essays on Religion and Related Subjects”, p.158, Simon and Schuster

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• The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Butterfly, Upset, Links

  P. G. Wodehouse (2011). “The Clicking of Cuthbert”, p.128, The Floating Press

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• Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.

  Ernie Banks

  Baseball, Character, Funny Golf

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• You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.

  Bob Bruce

  Senior, Knows, Funny Golf

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