Funny Golfing Quotes - Page 4

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Jack Lemmon

Sports, Dirty, Golf

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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Hank Aaron

Funny, Sports, Baseball

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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Dirty, Golf, Gold

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bob Hope

Funny, Hope, Inspirational Sports

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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Tiger Woods

Basketball, Sports, Sexy

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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

William Wordsworth

Sports, Retirement, Golf

'The Prelude' (1850) bk. 4, l. 376

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It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

Jack Nicklaus

Golf, Gains, Shots

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I never learned anything from a match that I won.

Bobby Jones

Golf, Funny Golf, Inspirational Golf

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Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Sam Snead

Golf, Play, Focus

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Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.

Jack Nicklaus

Sports, Golf, Winning

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There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Ben Hogan

Sports, Golf, Air

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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Bob Hope

Dirty, Golf, Play

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Winston Churchill

Funny, Golf, Games

Winston Churchill (2001). “The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill”, Michael O'Mara Books

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The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

Pete Dye

Funny, Golf, Play

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A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.

Jack Nicklaus

Growing Up, Kids, Golf

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The most important shot in golf is the next one.

Ben Hogan

Golf, Important, The Next One

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Luck is predictable; the harder you work, the luckier you get.

Brian Tracy

Motivational, Perseverance, Work

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The harder you work, the luckier you become.

Carl Karcher

Wrestling, Golf, Bodybuilding

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The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

George Deukmejian

Funny, Lying, Golf

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I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.

Ben Crenshaw

Distance, Golf, Ears

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Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Bruce Lansky

Golf, Talking, Balls

Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.81, Simon and Schuster

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After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Dirty, Golf, Play

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Harry Vardon

Funny, Retirement, Golf

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You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.

Bobby Jones

Golf, Thinking, Swings

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They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.

Gardner Dickinson

Believe, Golf, Complicated

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