First Date Quotes - Page 2

• Guys usually like a very natural look. I think it's bad idea to wear a strong lip on a first date - or for the first few dates. I'm always too nervous he'll kiss it off - if I'm lucky enough to get a kiss! I also think soft, sexy hair is important.

  Emmy Rossum

  Sexy, Strong, Kissing

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• The best thing about being cheated on is I get to go on more first dates.

  Britney Spears

  Goes On, Firsts, Cheated On

  "Britney Spears blasts cheating ex-boyfriend at Las Vegas show". www.foxnews.com. September 3, 2014.

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• Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you're married, it's about hiding your sins.

  Joss Whedon

  Disappointment, Firsts, Married

  "Dollhouse (A Spy in the House of Love)". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2009–2010.

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• As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.

  Garrison Keillor

  Kissing, Dating, Romance

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• This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Xbox, Funny Christmas

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• Most people aren't sure what's going to happen on a first date. Given that ambiguity, every woman must be totally aware at every moment that she is responsible for every choice she makes... protect yourselves. See trouble coming.

  Camille Paglia

  People, Choices, Firsts

  Playboy Interview, May 1995.

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• We all get a little rush of excitement at the prospect of buying a brand-new outfit for a first date, but this is not the time. You're much better off wearing clothes, shoes especially, that you've already tested.

  Nina Garcia

  Clothes, Shoes, Firsts

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• If finding an apartment is like falling in love, buying one is like proposing on your first date and agreeing not to see each other until the wedding.

  David Sedaris

  Falling In Love, Buying, Firsts

  "Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim". Book by David Sedaris, June 1, 2004.

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• The best thing a man can do on a first date is be a friend. I think that's the biggest mistake men make on the first date. Just get to know me. Be my friend. Just kick it with me as if I was hanging with a homeboy. It shouldn't be this awkward situation. It should be that we're there, having a great time.

  Adrienne Bailon

  Mistake, Men, Thinking

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• Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Sleep

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• All my first dates are interrupted by my fame because every picture taken is a fan that you can gain.

  Drake

  Taken, Humble, Fans

  Song: The Calm, Album: So Far Gone, 2009

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• Yes, we could talk to you for days on end about all the bad first dates. Those are stories. Funny stories. Awkward stories. Stories we love to share, because by sharing them, we get something out of the hour or two we wasted on the wrong person. But that's all bad first dates are: short stories. Good first dates are more than short stories. They are first chapters. On a good first date, everything is springtime. And when a good first date becomes a relationship, the springtime lingers. Even after it's over, there can be springtime.

  David Levithan

  Two, Awkward, Stories

  David Levithan (2014). “Two Boys Kissing”, p.21, Egmont UK

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• We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date.

  Michael W. Smith

  Three, Engagement, Half

  "Michael W. Smith: Two Decades as God's Instrument". Interview with Lisa Ryan, www.cbn.com.

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• There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

  Mallory Ortberg

  Firsts, Facts, Realizing

  "For Name's Sake" by Mallory Ortberg, www.slate.com. January 20, 2016.

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• I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort?

  Jacki Weaver

  Sex, Believe, Effort

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think the boy should pay. 'Cuz that's just the way it works on a first-date. But if he doesn't offer, then I will pay... and then just not go out with him again.

  Pixie Lott

  Boys, Thinking, Cuz

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• I knew immediately that this was not going to work out. Hunter is the kind of guy who dates women who wear high heels and a cocktail dress on a first date. I can't even walk in heels, and I generally believe that someone has to earn the right to see my legs.

  Lisa Lutz

  Believe, High Heels, Work Out

  Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.66, Simon and Schuster

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• Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

  Richard Kadrey

  Might, Firsts, Said

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• I think people are having less of an investment in relationships. It used to be that you meet someone, you go on four or five dates and you gradually get to know them and trust them at the same time, and you learn a little bit about them. Now, it could be one date - maybe even before that first date - you go on Facebook have all the information.

  Ashton Kutcher

  Thinking, People, Information

  "No Strings Attached - Ashton Kutcher interview". Interview with Rob Carnevale, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• It is the perfect wrong time for Jeremy to do to Mirabelle what she had done to him - call him up for a quick fix - because;, in a sense, she is now betrothed. Her first date with someone who treated her well obligates her to faithfulness, at least until the relationship is explored.

  Steve Martin

  Perfect, Done, Firsts

  Steve Martin (2000). “Shopgirl: A Novella”, Hyperion

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• The girls I've dated hate me a little because I can't remember anything about first dates or when we kissed. I have the worst memory in the world!

  Josh Hutcherson

  Girl, Memories, Hate

  "Get to Know The Hunger Games' Josh Hutcherson (He's a Genuinely Nice Guy, Promise!)". Interview with Ashley Edwards Walker, www.glamour.com. October 4, 2013.

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• I've never really been on a date, because I've been with the same girl since my early twenties, but on our first date, I showed her The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. I was like, "Hey, you've got to see this!" And we've been together ever since.

  Nicolas Winding Refn

  Girl, Texas, Together

  "Ryan Gosling and Nicolas Winding Refn on Sex, Violence & More". Interview with Marlow Stern, www.thedailybeast.com. July 17, 2013.

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• Vic nudged my elbow with his. "You and me are still friends, right? You guys get a joint custody in the divorce. Generous visitations rights." "Divorce?" Despite myself, I laughed. Only Vic could call the aftermath of a bad first date a divorce. We hadn't exactly been friends beforehand, so "still" was an exaggeration, but it would've been mean to point that out. Besides, I liked Vic. "We're still friends." "Excellent. The weirdos have to stick together around here." "Are you calling me a weirdo?" "Highest honor I can bestow.

  Claudia Gray

  Mean, Divorce, Rights

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• I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Nice, Kissing, Giving

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• I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.

  Kevin Nealon

  Girl, School, Names

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