They who drink beer will think beer.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
Drink! for you know not when you came, nor why; Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
lf you’re going to deal with reality, you’re going to have to make one big discovery: Reality is something that belongs to you as an individual. If you wanna grow up, which most people don’t, the thing to do is take responsibility for your own reality and deal with it on your own terms. Don’t expect that because you pay some money to somebody else or take a pledge or join a club or run down the street or wear a special bunch of clothes or play a certain sport or even drink Perrier water, it’s going to take care of everything for you.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.
Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
In Hollywood everything is so documented. If you go for a drink with somebody, it's passed around the world so quickly
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
If we eat any food, or drink any beverage, we must recite a blessing over them before and after.
I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it.
Champagne and orange juice is a great drink. The orange improves the champagne. The champagne definitely improves the orange.
To be thirsty and to drink water is the perfection of sensuality rarely achieved. Sometimes you drink water; other times you are thirsty.
I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging out for the next drink and five o'clock, ping! I have to just stop.
At home it's all Batman and Star Wars and they do gang up on me. Sometimes I don't want to dress up as Darth Vader or play train sets, so I'll go out for a drink with the girls.
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