Eric Bristow Quotes

• All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

  Eric Bristow

  Football, Kissing, Cuddling

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow" by Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

  Eric Bristow

  Good Night, Drink, Mates

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

  Eric Bristow

  Drink, Throwing

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.

  Eric Bristow

  Morning, Two, Breakfast

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• My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

  Eric Bristow

  Dad, Used, Take Me

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.

  Eric Bristow

  Player, Freak, Born

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• You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings.

  Eric Bristow

  Morning, Ice Cream, Hungry

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

  Eric Bristow

  Home, Names, Tvs

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.

  Eric Bristow

  Winning, Australia, Legs

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

  Eric Bristow

  Golf, Play, Two

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

  Eric Bristow

  Nice, Teaching, Play

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.

  Eric Bristow

  Sports, Tvs, Watches

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

  Eric Bristow

  Cheesy, Stronger, Biscuits

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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