Biscuits Quotes

• A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.

  Dolly Parton

  Attitude, Together, Sense Of Humor

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• There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

  Jo Brand

  Two, People, World

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• Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

  Dylan Moran

  Love, Funny, Money

  "This much I know" by Dylan Moran, www.theguardian.com. March 6, 2004.

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• Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are a bourbon biscuit.

  Frida Kahlo

  Looks, Lovers, Bourbon

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• You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Risk, Fired Up, Risk It

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• Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas

  Charles Dickens

  Fitness, Attention, Ninja

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• When I cannot write a poem, I bake biscuits and feel just as pleased.

  Anne Morrow Lindbergh

  Writing, Feels Just, Feels

  ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH (1967). “SELECTIONS FROM GIFT FROM THE SEA”

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• Most of our childhood is stored not in photos, but in certain biscuits, lights of day, smells, textures of carpet.

  Alain de Botton

  Light, Smell, Childhood

  Twitter post from Jun 13, 2014

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• Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

  John Wayne

  Daylight, Slap

  "Fictional character: Wil Andersen". "The Cowboys", www.imdb.com. 1972.

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• I think that life is a bit like a biscuit that you only get one bite at. The best thing is to just go for it. If you feel an inclination for something, just go for it. Life is too short to muck about doubting yourself. It's better to try and just shore yourself up with some sort of confidence. And get on with it!

  Georgia Byng

  Life Is Too Short, Thinking, Doubt

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• Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren’t having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup of tea and a biscuit. You’d be amazed how easily and repeatedly you can confuse the two. Get a big biscuit tin.

  Caitlin Moran

  Two, Tea, Tin

  Caitlin Moran (2016). “Moranifesto”, p.343, Random House

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• Life was like a batch of biscuits without the baking powder: flat, flat, flat.

  Kirby Larson

  Life, Baking, Powder

  Kirby Larson (2007). “Hattie Big Sky”, p.4, Yearling

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• You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.

  Len Goodman

  Risk, Want, Ifs

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• Poetry is the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits.

  Carl Sandburg

  Poetry, Literature, Synthesis

  Atlantic Monthly Mar. 1923 "Poetry Considered"

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• The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!

  Frank Zappa

  Crux

  Song: Stink-Foot, 1974

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• When I get tired, I start eating things that I wouldn't normally crave, like biscuits, because they'll give me a bit of energy to keep going.

  Carol Vorderman

  Tired, Giving, Energy

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• You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

  Wesley Snipes

  Cat, White Man, Ovens

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• I want you to know that you're the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.

  Erin McCarthy

  Cute, Sides, Want

  Erin McCarthy (2009). “Hard and Fast”, p.100, Penguin

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• You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

  Peter Kay

  Tea, Dip, Break

  "Mum Wants A Bungalow". Stand-up comedy tour by Peter Kay, 2003.

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• Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done

  Garrison Keillor

  Giving, Heaven, Needs

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• I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.

  Les Dawson

  Blood, Giving, Wife

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• I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

  Eric Bristow

  Cheesy, Stronger, Cheese

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• Why is it that most of the folks I know think "personal growth" is caused entirely by those second and third helpings of biscuits and gravy?

  Gene Simmons

  Thinking, Growth, Helping

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• I'm never getting too lonely because it's the kind of disease where you might sit in front of the TV with three bags of biscuits, rather than communicate with the world.

  Geri Halliwell

  Lonely, Three, Bags

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• I still don't believe this craziness for being skinny, but I eat sensibly and I don't stuff down chocolate biscuits.

  Kate Winslet

  Believe, Chocolate, Stuff

  "Alanis Morissette, Kate Winslet Reveal Slim-Down Secrets". Elle Magazine, www.foxnews.com. January 2, 2009.

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