Dog Quotes - Page 16

• It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?

  Eleanor Porter

  Cat, Pet, Canine

  Eleanor Porter (2003). “Pollyanna”, ePenguin

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• Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

  Doug Larson

  Education, Home, School

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• No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.

  Bernard Williams

  Family, Girl, Years

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• I can't think of anything that brings me closer to tears than when my old dog - completely exhausted after a hard day in the field - limps away from her nice spot in front of the fire and comes over to where I'm sitting and puts her head in my lap, a paw over my knee, and closes her eyes, and goes back to sleep. I don't know what I've done to deserve that kind of friend.

  Gene Hill

  Friendship, Nice, Sleep

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• In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.

  Maurice Maeterlinck

  Friendship, Men, World

  Maurice Maeterlinck (2015). “The Double Garden: Works of Maeterlinck”, p.13, 谷月社

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• When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Inspirational, Running, Pet

  Henry David Thoreau (2011). “The Journal of Henry David Thoreau, 1837-1861”, p.10, New York Review of Books

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• I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

  John Candy

  Men, Half, Merchandising

  "Fictional character: Barf". "Spaceballs", www.imdb.com. 1987.

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• Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.

  Jon Winokur

  Funny, Play, Puppy

  Jon Winokur (1993). “Mondo Canine”, Plume

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• Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

  Theophile Gautier

  Inspirational, Motivational, Believe

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• Dogs wait for us faithfully.

  Marcus Tullius Cicero

  Cute, Waiting, Dog Lover

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• The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.

  Dave Barry

  Empty, Walks, Objectives

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• You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.

  Nora Ephron

  Love, Marriage, Animal

  Nora Ephron (2011). “Heartburn”, p.80, Vintage

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• Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

  Margaret Benson

  Cat, Staff, Owners

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• In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.

  George Graham Vest

  Selfish, Ungrateful, Desert

  "Best Speech; Faithful, Even in Death" by William Safire, www.nytimes.com. April 18, 1999.

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• The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.

  Robert Frost

  Silly, Pups, Remember

  Robert Frost (1975). “The poetry of Robert Frost”

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• Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

  William Shakespeare

  Military, War, Rome

  'Julius Caesar' (1599) act 3, sc. 1, l. 270

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• She had no particular breed in mind, no unusual requirements. Except the special sense of mutual recognition that tells dog and human they have both come to the right place.

  Lloyd Alexander

  Mind, Special, Requirements

  Lloyd Alexander (1964). “Fifty years in the doghouse”

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• The more I know about men the more I like dogs.

  Gloria Allred

  Funny, Men, Knows

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• Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

  Anthony Griffin

  Funny, Real, Animal

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  A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.

  John Calvin

  Christian, Religious, Truth

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• Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Egypt, Pyramids

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• I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.

  Diogenes

  Giving, Fawns, Teeth

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• If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

  Jay Leno

  Funny, Toilets, Want

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• How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Honesty, Humor, Grandchildren

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• You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself.

  Emily Dickinson

  Hills, Canine, Companion

  Emily Dickinson, Thomas Herbert Johnson, Theodora Ward (1986). “The Letters of Emily Dickinson”, p.404, Harvard University Press

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