Chihuahua Quotes

• It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers.

  Elizabeth Perkins

  Dog, People, Guy

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• I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.

  Christina Milian

  Dog, Two, Yorkshire

  "Christina Milian music maven". Interview with AskMen, www.askmen.com.

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• A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.

  Jean Carroll

  Funny, Dog, Pet

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• Oh, the Irish were building the railroads down through Mexico, through Chihuahua. They finished the railroads when they finished out in the West Coast, and they went down and put the trains into Mexico.

  Anthony Quinn

  Railroads, Mexico, West Coast

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• I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix.

  Carrie Ann Inaba

  Animal, Pet, Littles

  "Carrie Ann Inaba Picks Her Ultimate DWTS Contestant, and Admits: 'I've Thrown Up Before Every Show'" by Jessica Radloff, www.glamour.com. March 27, 2012.

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• When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef's dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius!

  Ted Allen

  Dog, Crazy, Thinking

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee Chihuahua Tequila, who comes everywhere with me. I'm devoted to him, now my kids have long since flown the nest.

  Britt Ekland

  Kids, Long, Lovely

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• I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

  Denis Leary

  Daughter, Mother, My Daughter

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.

  Ira Glass

  Thinking, Giants, Because I Can

  "Ira Glass on doing magic tricks, Brad Pitt, and Emerson, Lake & Palmer". Interview with Esther Zuckerman, www.avclub.com. August 2, 2016.

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• Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

  Rosemary Clement-Moore

  Long, Notion, Bites

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• Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.

  Dana Gould

  Perfect, Pet, Noise

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Jun 27, 2013

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• All dogs can become aggressive, but the difference between an aggressive Chihuahua and an aggressive pit bull is that the pit bull can do more damage. That's why it's important to make sure you are a hundred percent ready for the responsibility if you own a 'power' breed, like a pit bull, German shepherd, or Rottweiler.

  Cesar Millan

  Dog, Responsibility, Differences

  "Cesar Millan Gives Us Some of His Most Surprising & Effective Dog-Training Tips". Interview with Kristin Julie Viola, www.sheknows.com. May 12, 2017.

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• The typical large company has a compensation committee, They don't look for Dobermans on that committee, they look for chihuahuas.

  Warren Buffett

  Typical, Looks, Dobermans

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• I think you can directly link chihuahuas to Dow Jones.

  Cheech Marin

  Thinking, Links, Dow Jones

  Interview with Nathan Rabin, film.avclub.com. December 22, 2008.

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• Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away.

  Billiam Coronel

  Dog, Comedian, Looks

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• That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "They’re usually attached to Chihuahuas.

  Kevin Hearne

  Running, Dog, Mean

  Kevin Hearne (2012). “Tricked: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Four”, p.72, Del Rey

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• What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish." "Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?

  Darynda Jones

  Cousin, Talking, Luck

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.517, St. Martin's Press

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• I've got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed world, and it worries me, because I don't want them to be empty-headed, self-obsessed, emaciated clones; I'd rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind, opinionated, original, funny – a thousand things, before 'thin'. And frankly, I'd rather they didn't give a gust of stinking chihuahua flatulence whether the woman standing next to them has fleshier knees than they do. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons. Let them never be Stupid Girls.

  J. K. Rowling

  Girl, Daughter, Stupid

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• Brendan's chihuahua doesn't do that. During the week it sleeps, eats and trains a little bit. So I have to say his chihuahua is a privileged one.

  Jose Mourinho

  Football, Sleep, League

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• I'd like ten more babies and ten more chihuahuas and a few Academy Awards. Meanwhile, I enjoy being a sex symbol and making people happy.

  Jayne Mansfield

  Baby, Sex, Awards

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, "They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that?" You're going to see the strings. But they did.

  George Lopez

  Dog, Real, Beverly Hills

  "George Lopez Gives the Lowdown on Beverly Hills Chihuahua". Interview with Brian Gallagher, www.movieweb.com. February 27, 2009.

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• Where are the dogs?" I asked. "At training," he said. "I have a friend who's an expert dog trainer, and he's giving them some stealth lessons. He used to work for a local K-9 unit." I didn't think it was in the Chihuahua genetic code to ever be stealthy.

  Richelle Mead

  Dog, Thinking, Giving

  Richelle Mead (2013). “The Indigo Spell: A Bloodlines Novel”, p.209, Penguin

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• Along with the evidence of common sense, researchers have proven scientifically that humans are all one people. We're a lot like dogs in that regard. If a Great Dane interacts (can we say interact?) with a Chihuahua, you get a dog.

  Bill Nye

  Dog, People, Common Sense

  "Commencement Speech: Bill Nye the Science Guy". my.umbc.edu. May 20, 2015.

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• Some dogs could play fetch all day long, while others have absolutely no interest in chasing a ball. Some might love "find the treat" type puzzle toys and others may completely ignore them. The important things are that your dog finds the toy interesting without becoming obsessed over it, and that it is size and safety appropriate for your dog. A Chihuahua is probably not going to be a good match to a Kong as big as she is, and you wouldn't want to risk having your Malamute swallow one of those smaller size tennis balls.

  Cesar Millan

  Dog, Play, Long

  Source: thecelebritycafe.com

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• North Korea has the same ability to launch a nuclear strike against America as I do. It's like walking through a parking lot and getting barked at by a chihuahua locked in a car.

  Bill Maher

  Korea, America, Car

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