Bank Accounts Quotes - Page 2

• My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

  Warren Beatty

  Birthday, Men, Two

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• I'm not a very good financing person. I don't even know how much money I have in my bank account. I never have opened one single envelope from the bank - they freak me out.

  Marjane Satrapi

  Envelopes, Freak, Very Good

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• When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can't eat money.

  Alanis Obomsawin

  Money, Nature, Food

  "Who is the Chairman of This Meeting? : A Collection of Essays". Book by Ralph Osborne (p. 43), "Conversations with North American Indians" by Ted Poole, 1972.

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• I think some of the most interesting stuff was seeing how the Dark Web works and seeing how easy it is for hackers to break into your computer or your bank account or your private information.

  Scott Eastwood

  Dark, Thinking, Interesting

  "Scott Eastwood Explains What Drew Him To Snowden". Interview with Nicole Pajer, screenrant.com. September 15, 2016.

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• I had no idea of the size of my bank account as a teen, and I didn't care to know. That was my mom's job, I figured that I would just find out when I turned 18. If you can't trust your mom, then who can you trust?

  Anna Chlumsky

  Mom, Jobs, Ideas

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• Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Men, Interest

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• The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

  Joe Rogan

  Keys, Mma, Numbers

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• When you follow your heart instead of worrying about how to fatten your bank account, you can attract more ways to do both.

  Daylle Deanna Schwartz

  Money, Heart, Worry

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• There comes a point where it doesn't matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

  Chris Martin

  Matter, Ends, Accounts

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• Master the web and you will master your universe - and your (on-line) bank account.

  Jeffrey Gitomer

  Lines, Masters, Universe

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• Bank accounts for each household is a national priority for us. We need to rise to the occasion & successfully overcome this challenge.

  Narendra Modi

  Priorities, Challenges, Needs

  Twitter post from Aug 25, 2014

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• I am so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness. I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left.

  Spencer Pratt

  Night, Years, Lasts

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• The most important thing in your life is your health and your body. You can have all the education and you can have millions of dollars in the bank, but if you've got headaches every day, if you're fat and you are out of shape - what good is your money? Your health account and your bank account, build them both up!

  Jack LaLanne

  Important, Dollars, Body

  Source: aliveeastbay.com

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• Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Liaison, Offspring, Respectability

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.183, 谷月社

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• Americans' right to free speech should not be proportionate to their bank accounts.

  Bernie Sanders

  Media, Speech, Should

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• The taste of people with large bank accounts tends not to be on the cutting edge.

  Paul Goldberger

  Cutting, People, Taste

  "Homes of the Stars". www.newyorker.com. September 13, 2004.

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• We also call for a freeze on the bank accounts of those countries, including our allies, with due warning.

  Jill Stein

  Country, Allies, Warning

  Source: www.justicenewsnetwork.com

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• Your Heavenly Father loves you-each of you. That love never changes. It is not influenced by your appearance, by your possessions, or by the amount of money you have in your bank account. It is not changed by your talents and abilities. It is simply there. It is there for you when you are sad or happy, discouraged or hopeful. God's love is there for you whether or not you feel you deserve love. It is simply always there.

  Thomas S. Monson

  Father, Love You, Love Is

  FaceBook post by Thomas S Monson from Aug 07, 2015

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• Success is not how many zeroes your bank account has. It's about making the most of the life you have.

  Suze Orman

  Accounts

  "The 8 Qualities of a Successful Life" by Suze Orman, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 7, 2013.

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• When someone asks me, 'What do you do?' under my breath I want to say, 'Ask my f--king bank account what I do,'

  Kim Kardashian

  Kings, Want, Ask Me

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• Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag

  Jay Leno

  Red Flags, Taxes Funny, Example

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• Some think, "If I marry this guy who's two inches taller than I am and who has a nice bank account, I won't die. If I buy six cars, I won't die. If I hate Jews, I won't die. If I hate homosexuals, I won't die." They think they will increase their life by shunting misery onto somebody else, but it's just the opposite.

  Maya Angelou

  Nice, Hate, Thinking

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• You've got to exercise. Your health account, your bank account, they're the same thing. The more you put in, the more you can take out.

  Jack LaLanne

  Exercise, Accounts

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• How do you build up your bank account? By putting something in it everyday.Your health account is no different. What I do today, I am wearing tomorrow. If I put inferior foods in my body today, I'm going to be inferior tomorrow, it's that simple.

  Jack LaLanne

  Simple, Everyday, Different

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• Every day, IRS agents levy liens on homes, bank accounts, and businesses; they confiscate cars, furniture, boats, and other personal property without the constitutional protections of due notice, hearing, and due process. If a person forcibly resists, government agents kill him for resisting arrest.

  Jacob G. Hornberger

  Home, Government, Car

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