Bank Accounts Quotes

• Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

  Irwin Corey

  Marriage, Wedding, Best Love

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• You are the only person alive who has sole custody of your life ... Your entire life ... Not just the life of your mind, but the life of your heart. Not just your bank account, but your soul.

  Anna Quindlen

  Heart, Soul, Mind

  Anna Quindlen (2002). “A Short Guide to a Happy Life”, Arrow/Children's (a Division of Random House Group)

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• Aging is an inevitable process. I surely wouldn't want to grow younger. The older you become, the more you know; your bank account of knowledge is much richer.

  William Holden

  Uplifting, Age, Want

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• Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

  Woody Allen

  Believe, Names, Religion

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• Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.

  Bethenny Frankel

  Choices, Dieting, Investment

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• Life is a bank account, there are no withdrawals without first putting something in.

  Ray Torres

  Withdrawal, Firsts, Life Is

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• Bank account statement just look like I'm ready for early retirement

  Drake

  Retirement, Looks, Bragging

  Song: The Language

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• You can become much more independent, much more courageous with a bank account. And also, much more independent and self-reliant when you know you have money behind you.

  Rod Serling

  Independent, Self, Behind You

  Source: www.rodserling.com

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• Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

  Jean-Jacques Rousseau

  Inspirational, Life, Motivational

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• A man without a sense of purpose, even one whose bank accounts are stuffed with money, is always a small man.

  Stephen King

  Men, Purpose, Small Man

  Stephen King (2014). “Under the Dome: Part 1: A Novel”, p.462, Simon and Schuster

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• Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they can wipe out someone's life savings, wreck their credit and cause financial ruin.

  Melissa Bean

  Data, Numbers, Hands

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• I trust online banking. You know why? Because if somebody hacks into my account and defrauds my credit card company, or my online bank account, guess who takes the loss? The bank, not me.

  Kevin Mitnick

  Loss, Cards, Banking

  "A convicted hacker debunks some myths". Interview with Manav Tanneeru, www.cnn.com. October 13, 2005.

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• There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

  Phyllis Diller

  Inspirational, Ghetto, Littles

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• Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Hilarious, Men

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• It should be the power of our vote, not the size of our bank accounts, that drives our democracy

  Barack Obama

  Money, Democracy, Size

  Fifth Presidential State of the Union, delivered 28 January 2014

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• I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

  Paula Poundstone

  Funny, Mother, Money

  "On Location: Women of the Night". Comedy, 1987.

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• I'm letting no man handle my bank account.

  Hattie McDaniel

  Letting Go, Men, Handle

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• When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

  Dorothy Parker

  Taken, Steps, Bankers And Banks

  Dorothy Parker (1996). “The Uncollected Dorothy Parker”, Bloomsbury Academic

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• Let your name be worth more than your bank account

  Ray Lewis

  Names, Accounts

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• I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert attention from the Holocaust gold scandal.

  Benazir Bhutto

  Holocaust, Trying, Gold

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

  Al Goldstein

  Cheating, Stay Strong, Divorce

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• If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!

  Marilyn Monroe

  Men, Ulcers, Competing

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• My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's that kind of mother.

  Laura Dern

  Mother, Firsts, Kind

  "New Again: Laura Dern". Interview with Gary Indiana, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 10, 2016.

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• Money doesn't mean anything to me. I've made a lot of money, but I want to enjoy life and not stress myself building my bank account. I give lots away and live simply, mostly out of a suitcase in hotels. We all know that good health is much more important.

  Keanu Reeves

  Stress, Mean, Giving

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• BUSINESS and LIFE are like a bank account-you can't take out more than you put in.

  William Feather

  Accounts

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