Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Funny Quote of the Day

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

Motivational Quote of the Day

The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

Love Quote of the Day

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

May 3 Birthdays

We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It's a death trap.

Funny Quote of the Day

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Motivational Quote of the Day

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

Love Quote of the Day

Love is the river of life in this world.

May 2 Birthdays

Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets.

Funny Quote of the Day

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Love Quote of the Day

We pardon to the extent that we love.

May 1 Birthdays

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

Funny Quote of the Day

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Motivational Quote of the Day

It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.

Love Quote of the Day

You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

April 30 Birthdays

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.

Funny Quote of the Day

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Motivational Quote of the Day

Change is the end result of all true learning.

Love Quote of the Day

Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.

April 29 Birthdays

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.

Funny Quote of the Day

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Motivational Quote of the Day

To be a champ you have to believe in yourself when no one else will.

Love Quote of the Day

Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.

April 28 Birthdays

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.

Funny Quote of the Day

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

Motivational Quote of the Day

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are

Love Quote of the Day

We are most alive when we're in love.

April 27 Birthdays

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window- or break down a door.

Funny Quote of the Day

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Motivational Quote of the Day

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Love Quote of the Day

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life.

April 26 Birthdays

I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

Funny Quote of the Day

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Motivational Quote of the Day

There is no elevator to success, you have to take the stairs.

Love Quote of the Day

We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

April 25 Birthdays

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more.

Funny Quote of the Day

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Motivational Quote of the Day

Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is.

Love Quote of the Day

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring.

April 24 Birthdays