Artie Lange Quotes - Page 3

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• I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

  Artie Lange

  Gambling, Stuff, Exciting

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• Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer.

  Artie Lange

  Thinking, Looks, Done

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• I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

  Artie Lange

  Nocturnal, Comic

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• Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

  Artie Lange

  Dream, Successful, Comedy

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• Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

  Artie Lange

  Depressing, People, Website

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• 'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

  Artie Lange

  Sports, World, Way

  Interview With Steve Heisler, tv.avclub.com. January 7, 2010.

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• I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

  Artie Lange

  Fall, Paris, Way

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• And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

  Artie Lange

  Stars, Looks

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• I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

  Artie Lange

  Night, Comedy, All Night

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• Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

  Artie Lange

  Vegas, Kind, Fine

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• I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

  Artie Lange

  Might, Darling, Critics

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• Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

  Artie Lange

  Style, Influence, Nutty

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

  Artie Lange

  Jason, Actors, Doing Nothing

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• Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.

  Artie Lange

  Real, Writing, Awards

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• I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

  Artie Lange

  Careers, Two, Mad

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• I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.

  Artie Lange

  Running, Country, Names

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

  Artie Lange

  Long, Age, Plans

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