Howard Stern Quotes

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• I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

  Howard Stern

  Vote, Communist, Democrat

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• I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

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  Honesty, Book, Long

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• It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

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  Men, Wife, Ugly

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• I believe in censorship when it benefits me.

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  Believe, Benefits, Censorship

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• I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

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  Thinking, People, Problem

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• You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

  Howard Stern

  Fire, Careers, Narcissistic

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• Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

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  Air, World, Matter

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• I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

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  Pissed Off

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• It's no treat being in bed with me.

  Howard Stern

  Bed, Treats

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• Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.

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• This country (United States) has too many freedoms.

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  Country, Freedom, United States

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• I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.

  Howard Stern

  Watches, World, Trouble

  Source: www.nbcnews.com

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• I don't think any religion makes any sense and I think people who are into that are really getting duped, and I don't think Judaism makes any more sense than Christianity, and I don't think Christianity makes any more sense than Scientology. But here's a guy, L. Ron Hubbard, who told all his friends, 'Look, I'm gonna start a religion, 'cause I can't make any money as a science fiction writer.' I mean, he admitted that publicly! At least with Jesus Christ, you can't go talk to the guy.

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  Jesus, Mean, Thinking

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• You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.

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  Decision, Want, Tomorrow

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• Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.

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  Hate, Mad Men, Atheism

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• I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

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  Atheist, Pissed Off, Despise

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• I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.

  Howard Stern

  Inspirational, Success, Self Esteem

  "Howard Stern and the Satellite Wars". Interview with Ana Marie Cox, www.wired.com. March 01, 2005.

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• I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing.

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  Jobs, Work, Missing

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• We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.

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  Couple, Gay, Able

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• Don't let the government win.

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  Winning, Government

  Speech during his last syndicated FM broadcast, December 16, 2005.

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• Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

  Howard Stern

  Sex, Uptight, Movement

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• Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.

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  Wall, Kids, Vicious

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• I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

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  Atheist, Thinking, Rocks

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• Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.

  Howard Stern

  Comedian

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• I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.

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  Marijuana, Differences, Doctors

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