Democracy divides people into workers and loafers. It makes no provision for those who have no time to work.
One of the most widespread diseases is diagnosis.
A healthy man is content with a woman. An erotic man is content with a stocking to get to a woman. A sick man is content with thestocking.
Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.
Many desire to kill me, and many wish to spend an hour chatting with me. The law protects me from the former.
Morality is the tendency to pour out the baby with the bathwater.
There are writers who can express in as little as twenty pages what I occasionally need as many as two for.
When a culture feels that its end has come, it sends for a priest.
Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.
Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden.
If you wish to form a clear judgment on your friends, consult your dreams.
There is a cultural taste which tries very hard to get rid of the lice in a fur coat. There is another which tolerates the lice and thinks the coat can be worn with them in it. And finally there is a taste which regards the lice as the most important thing about the coat and consequently places the coat at the lice's disposal.
Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there.
A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.
Today's literature: prescriptions written by patients.
The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.
Medicine: "Your money and your life!
A good writer does not receive anywhere near the number of poison-pen letters that is commonly assumed. Among a hundred jackassesthere are not ten who will admit to being jackasses, and at most one who will put it in writing.
Psychology is a bus that accompanies an airplane.
He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.
Progress, under whose feet the grass mourns and the forest turns into paper from which newspaper plants grow, has subordinated the purpose of life to the means of subsistence and turned us into the nuts and bolts for our tools.
Do not learn more than you absolutely need to get through life.
My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious.
If someone calls me vain and mean, I know that he trusts me and has something to confess to me.
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