One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if one sits at a table alone. There must be empty chairs as well.
What the teachers digest, the pupils eat.
A weak man has doubts before a decision; a strong man has them afterwards.
Sexuality poorly repressed unsettles some families; well repressed, it unsettles the whole world.
Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions.
It is better not to express what one means than to express what one does not mean.
Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.
I knew a man who carried his education in his vest pocket because there was more room there than in his head.
A white lie is always pardonable. But he who tells the truth without compulsion merits no leniency.
There is no more unfortunate creature under the sun than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to settle for the whole woman.
Lord, forgive them, for they know what they do!
I master only the language of others. Mine does with me what it wants.
Religion, morality, and patriotism are feelings that are manifested only when they are outraged.
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
I don't like to meddle in my private affairs.
The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.
I trim my opponents to fit my arrows.
A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.
So-called psychoanalysis is the occupation of lustful rationalists who trace everything in the world to sexual causes--with the exception of their occupation.
We are sacrificing ourselves for our ready-made goods; we are consumers and live in such a way that the means may consume the end.
Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair.
I have often been asked to be fair and view a matter from all sides. I did so, hoping that something might improve if I viewed allsides of it. But the result was the same. So I went back to viewing things only from one side, which saves me a lot of work and disappointment. For it is comforting to regard something as bad and to be able to use one's prejudice as an excuse.
Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.
Sound opinions are valueless. What matters is who holds them.
How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print.
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