Jean Kerr Quotes - Page 2

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• Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.

  Jean Kerr

  Men, Years, Two

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• I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

  Jean Kerr

  Learning, Thinking, Deals

  Jean Kerr (1965). “Mary, Mary”, p.31, Dramatists Play Service Inc

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• Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

  Jean Kerr

  Women, Memorable, Learning

  Jean Kerr (1973). “Finishing Touches”, p.9, Dramatists Play Service Inc

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• While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil.

  Jean Kerr

  People, Evil, Serious

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• If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

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  Funny Inspirational, Food, Loss

  Jean Kerr (1959). “Please Don't Eat the Daisies”

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• I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

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  Inspirational, Travel, Airplane

  JEAN KERR (1960). “THE SNAKE HAS ALL THE LINES”

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• Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

  Jean Kerr

  Girl, Real, Heart

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• I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.

  Jean Kerr

  Mirrors, Done, Chaos

  JEAN KERR (1970). “Penny Candy”

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• An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

  Jean Kerr

  Phones, Numbers, Long

  Jean Kerr (1959). “Please Don't Eat the Daisies”

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• I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

  Jean Kerr

  Drinking, Want, Versions

  JEAN KERR (1970). “Penny Candy”

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• I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

  Jean Kerr

  Morning, Mean, Voice

  Jean Kerr (1965). “Mary, Mary”, p.66, Dramatists Play Service Inc

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• When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

  Jean Kerr

  Grandma, Grandmother, Thinking

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• Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

  Jean Kerr

  Cracks, Toys, Tough

  JEAN KERR (1970). “Penny Candy”

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• One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

  Jean Kerr

  Women, Memorable, Health

  Jean Kerr (1959). “Please Don't Eat the Daisies”

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• It takes at least one to make a marriage.

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• ... it's impossible to register any emotion without using some muscle which, in time, will produce a wrinkle. ... By the time she is thirty, a starlet has been carefully taught to smile like a dead halibut. The eyes widen, the mouth drops open, but the eye muscles are never involved.

  Jean Kerr

  Eye, Wrinkles, Mouths

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• I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.

  Jean Kerr

  Writing, Thinking, Play

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• It has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this makes it easier for the shippers. ... If they had to spend hours and hours putting handlebars onto bicycles ... they would repent their ways and deliver something that looked like a rocking horse and not like the result of a small street accident.

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  Horse, Way, Toys

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• I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

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  Jean Kerr (1965). “Mary, Mary”, p.57, Dramatists Play Service Inc

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• I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

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  Wish, Safe, Next

  JEAN KERR (1970). “Penny Candy”

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• The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

  Jean Kerr

  Children, Tests, Firsts

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• In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as Kerr's law, which states in essence: All the houses you can afford to buy are depressing.

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  Depressing, Mistake, Law

  Jean Kerr (1959). “Please Don't Eat the Daisies”

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• I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

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  Shopping, Lasts, Elevators

  JEAN KERR (1970). “Penny Candy”

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• I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

  Jean Kerr

  Character, Play, People

  JEAN KERR (1970). “Penny Candy”

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• Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.

  Jean Kerr

  People, Acting, Ordinary

  Jean Kerr (1965). “Mary, Mary”, p.74, Dramatists Play Service Inc

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