The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
Children are different - mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts.
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