Anthony Jeselnik Quotes About Past

Quotes about: Past

• This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Xbox, Funny Christmas

• I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

• I had written for Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman in the past. Jimmy had a different voice, and different priorities. He couldnt be the bad guy in the joke; he couldnt upset people, really.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Past, Voice, People

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