People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.
It seemed fun to play a villain on stage and I wanted my jokes to be so good that I could just calmly tell them on stage.
My perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with other comics, drinking beers and making fun of each other.
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