There is nothing more dignified than a corpse.
The only way to cure an egotist from bragging is by surgery--amputation at the neck.
Man is the control experiment of heredity and environment; and since his heredity controls him, he tries to control his environment.
Some people worry because they are in debt; others, because they can't even get in.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.
Life is a battle of wits, and many people have to fight it unarmed.
A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.
Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him.
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