Evan Esar Quotes - Page 9

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• Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him.

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  Husband, Regret, Ministers

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• A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.

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  Teaching, Dumb, Numb

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• Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

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  Teaching, Mind, Intellectual

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• Some people worry because they are in debt; others, because they can't even get in.

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  People, Worry, Debt

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• Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

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  Divorce, Keys, Wedlock

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• A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.

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  Husband, May, Never Forget

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• Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.

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  Fall, Winter, Climate

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• A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

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  Men, Homosexual, Ifs

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• Man is the control experiment of heredity and environment; and since his heredity controls him, he tries to control his environment.

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  Men, Trying, Heredity

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