Evan Esar Quotes About Husband

Quotes about: Husband

• A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.

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  Husband, Fire, Funny Wedding

• Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

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  Husband, Divorce, Ifs

• Women diet to retain their girlish figures or their boyish husbands.

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  Husband, Boyish, Figures

• The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband.

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  Husband, Trying, Reform

• A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.

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  Husband, May, Never Forget

• Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him.

  Evan Esar

  Husband, Regret, Ministers

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