Evan Esar Quotes About Mothers

Quotes about: Mothers

• Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

  Evan Esar

  Mother, Boys, Guilt

• Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

  Evan Esar

  Family, Mother, Children

• A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.

  Evan Esar

  Education, Mother, Teacher

• The little boy who goes to the store and forgets what his mother sent him for, will probably grow up to be a congressman.

  Evan Esar

  Mother, Growing Up, Boys

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