Bennett Cerf Quotes

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• There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!

  Bennett Cerf

  Teaching, College, Today

  14 Copy quote

• Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.

  Bennett Cerf

  Fog, Ships, Politician

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• Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

  Bennett Cerf

  Ignorance, Ordinary, Gross

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• The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

  Bennett Cerf

  Happiness, Laughter, Blessed

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• Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

  Bennett Cerf

  Birthday, Age, Middle

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• The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

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  Night, Lasts, Detroit

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• Reading is a pleasure of the mind, which means that it is a little like a sport: your eagerness and knowledge and quickness count for something. The fun of reading is not that something is told to you, but that you stretch your mind. Your own imagination works along with the authors, or even goes beyond his, yields the same or different conclusions, and your ideas develop as you understand his.

  Bennett Cerf

  Sports, Fun, Reading

  28 Copy quote

• I think the right to read, is one of our inherent rights, and I think that people in America today are intelligent enough to decide for themselves what they want to read. Without being told, by self-appointed people, you must not read this, or you cannot read this.

  Bennett Cerf

  Intelligent, Thinking, Rights

  9 Copy quote

• Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

  Bennett Cerf

  Art, Teaching, Deep Thought

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• In a notable family called Stein
  There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein.
  Gert's writing was hazy,
  Ep's statues were crazy,
  And nobody understood Ein.

  Bennett Cerf

  Crazy, Writing, Poetry

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• I can't say this too often - that a little humor can make life worth living. That has always been my credo. Somebody once asked me, 'What would you like your epitaph to be?' I've always said that I'd like it to be: He left people a little happier than they were when he came into the room.

  Bennett Cerf

  People, Littles, Rooms

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• An oboe is an ill-wind that nobody blows good.

  Bennett Cerf

  Blow, Wind, Oboes

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• One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.

  Bennett Cerf

  Education, Teaching, School

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• They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered to say the prayer in his stead. He did it perfectly, too, without a single stutter. Later he explained, "I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me."

  Bennett Cerf

  Prayer, Home, Sunday

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• Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.

  Bennett Cerf

  Teenager, Book, Home

  8 Copy quote

• Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

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  Food, Cooking, Soup

  21 Copy quote

• For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

  Bennett Cerf

  Beautiful, Laughing, Sound

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• Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.

  Bennett Cerf

  Food, Cooking, Speech

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• TV's sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.

  Bennett Cerf

  Independent, Tvs, Urges

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• Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.

  Bennett Cerf

  Football, Men, Years

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• One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.

  Bennett Cerf

  Country, Book, Matter

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• The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?

  Bennett Cerf

  Peace, War, Age

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• I think it's become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I've heard many people, boast, "I would never have a television set in my house," well, these people are fools.

  Bennett Cerf

  Fun, Thinking, People

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• Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.

  Bennett Cerf

  Believe, Discovery, Soul

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• I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.

  Bennett Cerf

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