Transcendence is something between a metaphor and a miracle.
Until I am ready to lose weight, I cannot see how fat I am.
To Jane Austen, every fool is a treasure trove.
Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness.
I know God exits, but I don't know where.
A: Everything changes. B: But not enough.
Most of us live in a world that has ceased to exist.
Sincerity guarantees nothing but itself.
Studying the past may suggest new ways of going wrong.
The power of the past does not depend on our knowledge of it.
As soon as I hear of a right, I want it.
Regretting the past does not prevent me from repeating it.
Genius knows where the questions are hidden.
People who behave at forty as they did at twenty must sometimes wonder why their charm is not working.
The Simple Life is not a simple life.
Illusions are hazardous, and so are disillusions.
Alcohol postpones anxiety, then multiplies it.
Everyone fears and courts his own demon.
Worry is not thought; complaining is not action.
The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.
Contempt for others, like masturbation, is best as a secret pleasure.
Acknowledge your limitations or they will tyrannize over you.
Beggars market their incapacity.
I am interested in a hundred things, but only slightly.
The best hand always believes in playing by the rules.
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