If I had found the words I was looking for, I would not have read so much.
Failures are easier to repeat than successes.
Small successes are still successes; great failures are still failures.
In love as in art, good technique helps.
Few things are worth doing perfectly.
Anyone who feels like a fool has made a good beginning.
Existence is not a mystery unless you think it has a meaning.
We often mistake the original part of ourselves for a weakness.
Conformity makes everything easier, if you can still breathe.
As night falls, every joy glows brighter.
People are not the way they are primarily in order to annoy me.
I am the center of the world, but the control panel seems to be somewhere else.
Gossip is dying out because fewer and fewer people care to talk about anything besides themselves.
Losing gracefully is commended but never chosen.
Self-realization is a comedown from salvation, but still gives us something to hope for.
Aphorisms are not true or false, but pointed or flat.
Finding a thought for an aphorism is not hard. Putting a kink in its tail is the hard part.
Aphorisms have never seduced anybody, but they have fooled some into considering themselves worldly-wise.
If I want my time wasted, I'll waste it myself.
Health foods make promises that only the Second Coming could fulfill.
As I review my life, I feel I must have missed the point, either then or now.
A sure cure for boredom: fast until you are ravenous.
One eventually has enough even of oneself.
Living too long exacts a painful price.
Dieting is our last tie with asceticism.
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