Brian Regan Quotes - Page 4

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• If a movie makes it really big, they do the obvious thing, right? They make an amusement park ride out of it. ... The connection is obvious. You get off, "Man, that was just like the movie! Only the movie had a storyline and characters, and that was a little more like a roller coaster."

  Brian Regan

  Funny, Character, Men

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• I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different.

  Brian Regan

  People, Different, Stealing

  Source: www.citypaper.com

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• I don't know. I'd be a lot better off if I would've studied more when I was growing up, you know?

  Brian Regan

  Growing Up, Knows, Better Off

  "Brian Regan Live". Comedy album by Brian Regan, 1997.

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• I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like to laugh during difficult circumstances.

  Brian Regan

  People, Laughing, Perspective

  Source: edition.cnn.com

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• Every comedian works differently. Some comedians might do just observational stuff and they don't do anything personal, and other people.. everything they do is personal and they don't do any observational stuff at all. There's no right or wrong, it's just that everybody picks their own approach.

  Brian Regan

  People, Comedian, Might

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• My parents didn't know what to do with me. They got me into Little League Baseball, I played out in right field, cause I stunk.

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  Baseball, League, Parent

  "Brian Regan Live". Comedy, 1997.

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• If you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.

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  Running, Kids, Water

  Twitter post from Apr 12, 2013

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• Don't like when sports interviewers force answers: Are you dedicating this game to your sick grandmother? What's the guy supposed to say?

  Brian Regan

  Sports, Grandmother, Games

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• As long as I can make that audience one thing, one unit, then I'm okay with it. But, sometimes, the bigger the audience, the weirder it gets.

  Brian Regan

  Long, Sometimes, Bigger

  Source: www.vulture.com

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• I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians to like. I want everybody to like it. I want audiences to like it, but I also want comedians to like it. I'm selfish. I want everybody to laugh!

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  Horse, Selfish, Laughing

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• I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative.

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  Creative, Mind, Want

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• The funnest jokes for me to tell are the ones that are the newest. So I'm just constantly motivated to keep my eyes and ears open and have new stuff.

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  Eye, Ears, Stuff

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• I wasn't expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it's going to happen along the way and I'm truly honored by that.

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  Comedian, Way, Expecting

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• I'm capable offstage of having some dark, twisted thoughts but the kind of things I like to do onstage are just more conceptual and I don't even think of them as being clean. I don't sit down and think, "Man, I'm going to come up with some lily-white comedy!" They're just things that I like to talk about, and then at the end of the day you think, "Well, I guess that was clean" but it's not the focus.

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  Dark, Men, Thinking

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• I don't sit down with a goal of writing. I read books or magazines. I watch TV. I go to the doctor. I get on airplanes. I live a normal life and sometimes I'll notice something or read things or experience things.

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  Book, Writing, Airplane

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• I never learn. Like a waitress will bring my meal. Hey, enjoy your meal. You, too. But you don't have one, do ya? I'm a dufus. If you do eat enjoy it when you eat it if you have a break or something, later. If you get an opportunity. That's all I'm trying to say.

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  Opportunity, Trying, Meals

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• It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny.

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  Brain, Needs, Computer

  Source: www.charlestoncitypaper.com

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• I like to go on stage with a variety, with some stuff that's been around for a handful of years, some stuff from the last year, some stuff is from last week, and some stuff is brand spanking new. Those are the moments that excite me - when I'm coming up to a brand new bit. The more virgin the snow, the more fun it is to run on.

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  Running, Fun, Years

  Source: www.charlestoncitypaper.com

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• Don't let dialog about your company happen without your perspective.

  Brian Regan

  Perspective, Company, Happens

  "1/1: Interview with Brian Regan, President of Semper International". Interview with Deborah Corn, www.printmediacentr.com.

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