Larry the Cable Guy Quotes - Page 3

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• I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Night, Years, Two

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• What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that. They're really that Southern. And they do funny things. I love 'em; they're awesome. They're good people.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Couple, Funny Things, People

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed."

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Mom, Kids, People

  Source: smashinginterviews.com

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• Some guy came up to me with his kids, ages probably 10 and 12, and said that the reason he likes me is because he sat through an hour and twenty-minute show, and I didn't cuss one time. So it just really depends.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Kids, Guy, Age

  Source: smashinginterviews.com

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• I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Hobbies, Barns, Strange Person

  Source: smashinginterviews.com

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• I have a basic theorem as to how I do my jokes. Growing up, I knew when to cross the line and when not to cross the line. It's the same with my comedy. I know what my audience will take and how much they won't take. I can't give you a formula for it. It's my own personal formula inside my head. Somebody else's might be different.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Growing Up, Giving, Different

  Source: smashinginterviews.com

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• When you're married with kids, you just think differently.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Kids, Thinking, Married

  Source: smashinginterviews.com

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• Living in a small town you couldn't go anywhere on a Saturday where a store had the game on. If you were downtown you heard the game. If you were at the gas station you heard the game. I remember I would be mowing the lawn and I would stop for the Nebraska game. I would have it cranking outside.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Games, Gas Stations, Mowing

  Source: www.huskermax.com

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• There's nothing better than a Nebraska summer so I wanted to live there in the summer time and visit my family and go to as many Nebraska games as I could.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Summer, Games, Nebraska

  Source: www.huskermax.com

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• I was pretty subdued [as a kid ] because I didn't want to get spanked, and I didn't want to go to Hell.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Kids, Want, Hell

  Source: smashinginterviews.com

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• I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Florida, Nebraska, Born

  Source: www.huskermax.com

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• I THINK ITS COOL THAT OTHER CROWDS LIKE WHAT I DO. HOWEVER IVE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD MIX OF PEOPLE AT MY SHOWS. I STARTED DOING THINGS ON RADIO ON ROCK MARKETS AND ALTERNATIVE MARKETS. IVE ALWAYS BEEN A COUNTRY TYPE ACT HOWEVER I STARTED WITH THE ROCK MARKET. IM VERY INTERCHANGEABLE.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Country, Thinking, Rocks

  Source: www.dead-frog.com

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• I don't know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  People, Shapes, Stuff

  Source: smashinginterviews.com

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• When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty to you is not dirty to the other person. Comedy is one of those things you throw against the wall and see what sticks.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Wall, Dirty, Sticks

  Source: smashinginterviews.com

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• Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  July, Nashville, Weather

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Care, Tickets, Said

  Source: www.dead-frog.com

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• When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Dream, Kids, Games

  Source: www.huskermax.com

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• I grew up on a pig farm in southeast Nebraska. When I started doing the Blue Collar Tour, I thought it was kind of funny because I faked my accent, so everybody thought I lived in an apartment somewhere. But I grew up on a pig farm.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Pigs, Blue, Nebraska

  Source: smashinginterviews.com

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• As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Character, Kids, Married

  Source: smashinginterviews.com

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• I GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FRIEND OR 2 THAT TALKED WITH THE SOOUTHERN ACCENT.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Middle Of Nowhere, Grew Up, Accents

  Source: www.dead-frog.com

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• I'm defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Freedom Of Speech, Speech, Free Speech

  Source: smashinginterviews.com

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• I don't have a lot of recreation time. I've always been under the assumption that if you're selling tickets you need to work. The kind of success that's happened to me maybe only happens to one comedian every twenty years and so I'm on the road constantly.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Years, Comedian, Twenties

  Source: www.huskermax.com

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• I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem. First of all, who would think that Larry the Cable Guy would go to Harlem to play basketball? And I was received like a rock star. It was amazing! There were people everywhere. There were guys walking by yelling, Git r done!

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Basketball, Stars, Thinking

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• MY ACT IS 'NOTHING BUT COMEDY. I TALK SOUTHERN BECAUSE I PICKED IT UP WHEN I MOVED TO THE SOUTH. IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE ANY SOCIAL POLITICAL POINT, NOR AM I TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF REDNECKS. I GREW UP A COUNTRY KID AND WILL ALWAYS BE ONE. I GREW UP WITH PEOPLE THAT SAID CERTAIN THINGS FUNNY AND I PREFORM USING THE SAME LANGUAGE BECAUSE I FIND IT HYSTERICLE. THATS IT. ITS A COMEDY SHOW THAT IS FUNNY AND THATS IT.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Country, Fun, Kids

  Source: www.dead-frog.com

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• I was always getting in trouble because I was the class clown but I always made teacher laugh. I remember I thought I was going to fail that class but I ended up passing it and I really think it was only because I was good entertainment for her.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Teacher, Thinking, Class

  Interview with David Max, www.huskermax.com. April 20, 2006.

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