Jessica Simpson Quotes About Pregnancy

Quotes about: Pregnancy

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  People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, People, Pregnant Women

  "10 things not to say or do to a pregnant woman" by Ella Alexander, www.harpersbazaar.com. February 2, 2017.

• The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Average, Fart

  Jessica Simpson ‏@JessicaSimpson, twitter.com. November 4, 2011.

• I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Balls, Sitting

  "Jessica Simpson Talks Pregnancy, On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’". www.huffingtonpost.com. March 20, 2012.

• I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Calling, Swamps

• It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

  Jessica Simpson

  Baby, Crazy, Pregnancy

• I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Feelings, Kind

• There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.

  Jessica Simpson

  Football, Believe, Pregnancy

• We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Drinking, Naughty

• This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Hands, Jelly

  "Jessica Simpson: 'Nephew Bronx thinks I'm having a girl'" by Ustin Harp, www.digitalspy.com. December 13, 2011.

• I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Fire, Water

  "Jessica Simpson gives birth to baby girl Maxwell Drew" by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, www.today.com. May 01, 2012.

• It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Almost Done, Balls

• Labor is really going to hurt.

  Jessica Simpson

  Hurt, Pregnancy, Labor

  "Pregnant Jessica Simpson Talks Baby On ‘Tonight Show,’ ‘Ellen’", www.huffingtonpost.com. March 13, 2012.

• We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Trying

  "Pregnant Jessica Simpson Talks Baby On ‘Tonight Show,’ ‘Ellen’", www.huffingtonpost.com. March 13, 2012.

• Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!

  Jessica Simpson

  Christian, Nike, Pregnancy

  "Pregnant Jessica Simpson poses nude for Elle magazine: Biggest pregnant celeb shocker?", www.foxnews.com. March 7, 2012.

• If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Boys, Tutus

• I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!

  Jessica Simpson

  Dream, Pregnancy, Feet

• I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'

  Jessica Simpson

  Baby, Pregnancy, Ysl

  "Jessica Simpson: I’ll Give Birth In 4-Inch Heels!" By Ellie Krupnick, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 18, 2011.

• Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Talking, Brain

• I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Kids, Love Is

  "Jessica Simpson: I Already Want to Have More Kids" by DAHVI SHIRA, people.com. November 10, 2011.

• It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Scotch, Fetus

• I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.

  Jessica Simpson

  Crazy, Pregnancy, Healthy

  "Jessica Simpson craves salt". www.yahoo.com. November 9, 2011.

• Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Fire, Water

  "Jessica Simpson Baby: Her Best Pregnancy Quotes", www.huffingtonpost.com. March 29, 2012.

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