Dennis Miller Quotes About Politics

Quotes about: Politics

• Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

  Dennis Miller

  Obamacare, Needs, Politics

  FaceBook post by Dennis Miller from Sep 25, 2013

• There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

  Dennis Miller

  Fear, People, Common Sense

• Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

  Dennis Miller

  Lying, Cheesy, Washington Dc

  "America's Cheesiest Ex-Cop". Interview with Elena Ferretti, www.foxnews.com. July 26, 2010.

• Yeah, this country's founding fathers are a bunch of dead rich white men, but they did set things up so you could come and sit at the table, so don't piss in the finger bowls, all right? Thank you. In return for unfettered economic opportunity and no government death squads, try to get along with your new stepmotherland, and don't be resentful if there's a set of house rules already in place.

  Dennis Miller

  Country, Father, Opportunity

  Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.31, Main Street Books

• The Nazi signs have got to stop. If you're in a peace march and the guy next to you has a sign saying that 'Bush is Hitler,' forget the peace thing for a second and beat his ass, because he is not Hitler.

  Dennis Miller

  Guy, Politics, Next

• The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.

  Dennis Miller

  Country, Book, People

• Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.

  Dennis Miller

  Dream, Politics, Journal

  "The Joke Is on Liberals, Says Dennis Miller, Host Of His Own Show Again". Interview with Bernard Weinraub, www.nytimes.com. January 15, 2004.

• Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.

  Dennis Miller

  Political, Politics, Mccarthyism

• The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn't Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He's not Hitler.

  Dennis Miller

  People, Guy, Mustache

• I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep my nose out of other people's personal business. I guess I fall into conservative when it comes to protecting the United States in a world where a lot of people hate the United States.

  Dennis Miller

  Hate, Fall, Thinking

• It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there. Gary Condit make sense to me. He's away from his family, he's in D.C. - if he was a car dealer in the [San Fernando] Valley somewhere out there, he'd be the guy who was trying to get laid by offering you the free undercoating package.

  Dennis Miller

  Party, Offering, Guitar

• I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know what we're doing is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life.

  Dennis Miller

  War, Patriotic, Thinking

• But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile

  Dennis Miller

  Years, Fake, Politics

• I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.

  Dennis Miller

  Politics, Spineless

• Democratic candidate John Kerry on Tuesday chose fellow Senator John Edwards to be his running mate. Asked about Edwards' lack of foreign policy experience, Kerry revealed his new campaign slogan, 'I Promise Not to Die.'

  Dennis Miller

  Running, Tuesday, Promise

• I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.

  Dennis Miller

  Country, Believe, Abortion

  Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.116, Main Street Books

• Seems to me we move the furniture, the French come in later and put the doilies on top of it...It's a simple fact they've always been reluctant to surrender to the wishes of their friends and are almost anticipatory in their urge to surrender to wishes of their enemies. And if they want to get their hands dirty now they're just gonna have to run 'em through their own hair.

  Dennis Miller

  Running, Dirty, Moving

• The ACLU spent this entire holiday season protesting public displays of the nativity scene. Yeah, that's the problem with America right now: Public displays of Christ's birth, that's the problem. It's unbelievable to me. The ACLU will no longer fight for your right to put up a nativity scene, but they'll fight for the right of the local freak who wants to stumble onto the scene and have sex with one of the sheep.

  Dennis Miller

  Sex, Holiday, Fighting

• The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick more nits than a father and son spider monkey team who know they're being followed by a National Geographic film crew.

  Dennis Miller

  Father, Team, Son

• Companionate Conservatism - Making the streets safer before people are kicked out onto them.

  Dennis Miller

  People, Politics, Streets

• I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.

  Dennis Miller

  Country, Hate, Politics

• The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

  Dennis Miller

  Funny, Humor, Enemy

• And I know your next move, I watch you so much, 'There's been no proven link between the secular state of Iraq and al-Qaeda!' Come on. They both think we're Satan. Isn't that a nice starting point? Why are you so loathe to believe they might have each other on lunatic speed dial?

  Dennis Miller

  Nice, Believe, Moving

• A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

  Dennis Miller

  Hands, Racing, Looks

• So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.

  Dennis Miller

  Country, Sorry, Swim

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