I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.
It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there. Gary Condit make sense to me. He's away from his family, he's in D.C. - if he was a car dealer in the [San Fernando] Valley somewhere out there, he'd be the guy who was trying to get laid by offering you the free undercoating package.
When your mother starts using the word "party" as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy.
Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse.
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