Life sucks, and then you die.
McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'
The fats dented the flats.
Ladies and Gentleman, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.
So parents, get your children's permission to watch!
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
Well, just another thing that Michael Cole brings to Monday Night Raw, he invited Laycool here, for whatever reason.
Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass di-rectly into the Smackdown Hotel!
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
I am the best wrestler in the world.
I have a girlfriend. I give my heart to her. She's around, she's everywhere, we travel together. She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's everything you want in a woman. She doesn't complain.. but I can tune her out just enough.
If you try me, I will make you famous.
Don't die to see me, live to love me.
I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying to be something I'm not. I'm not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I'm not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character. I'm real and they appreciate that. Everything I say, it comes from the heart. It's all real.
The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock!
Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!
My dad was an alcoholic and my mother...we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend all of their money on cartons of cigarettes and stuff like that and I didn't understand how if we were broke and we couldn't afford Christmas presents, why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It's not like they are making you better...they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.
Are you ready for some puppies?!
Oh, I don't know about that, Jericho. See, when it comes to the bedroom, The Game always came up a little bit... short.
Expand your Imagination.
When I was 7 years old, my father asked me a simple question. He said, 'do you want to see someone fly?' What 7 year old boy is gonna say no to that?
Trust me, ... I know where my heart is and my heart's right here. I'm going to keep doing everything because I love to do it, but I will never sacrifice my time between the ropes. That's no shot to anybody. Everybody's got different career paths. This is mine.
Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!
I can feel you without even seeing you.
The only true phenom...is me.
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