You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!
I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beautiful!
Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.
This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!
I'll fight anyone, at any time!
You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.
There is always a plan B.
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!
I can literally hear you getting fatter.
Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!
You're The Grinch, Cole! That's why you don't like it.
I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.
You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut.
If you're looking for someone who can beat the RAW divas, perhaps you should choose someone who's beaten every diva on RAW.
For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.
CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That's preposterous. Girls don't like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The city made me. Punk is just because I've always been a smart-mouthed, wise-ass punk. I still am. I was the guy, if a bunch of football players were messing with one of my friends, I'd walk over there and spit in their face.
Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any gifts. But then again, what can you get for the girl whose had everyone?
Fix him so I can break him again!
Welcome to Smackdown. This is where the franchise plays. That's Tazz, he's a thug. And that's Michael Cole, he's gay.
I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.
You can never have enough nerds, freaks, and weirdos. You know what I'm sayin'?
You want to know why I am the perfect champion? Because you can take the strength of John Cena; the intelligence of Triple H; the desire of Cena; the athleticism of Triple H; the determination of Cena; the ruthlessness of Triple H... and if you combine these attributes into one person, you get Randy Orton. The only difference is that I have one thing that neither Cena nor Triple H has: the WWE Championship.
Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!
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