Undertaker Quotes

• Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.

  Denis Waitley

  Motivational, Change, Teacher

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• Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 6, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894)

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• Failure is delay, but not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead-end street.

  William Arthur Ward

  Failure, Delay, Detours

  William Arthur Ward (1968). “Thoughts of a Christian Optimist: The Words of William Arthur Ward”

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• Allow the purity of evil to guide you.

  The Undertaker

  Evil, Purity, Guides

  FaceBook post by Undertaker from Nov 09, 2015

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• Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.

  Zig Ziglar

  Inspirational, Teacher, Mistake

  FaceBook post by Zig Ziglar from Dec 11, 2014

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  Criticism is something we can avoid easily
  by saying nothing, doing nothing,
  and being nothing.

  Aristotle

  Inspirational, Relationship, Failure

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• You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!

  The Undertaker

  Wwe, Giving, Soul

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• Failure is not fatal. Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. It should challenge us to new heights of accomplishments, not pull us to new depths of despair. From honest failure can come valuable experience.

  William Arthur Ward

  Motivational, Teacher, Accomplishment

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• If you try me, I will make you famous.

  The Undertaker

  Wwe, Trying, Try Me

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• I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.

  The Undertaker

  Devil, Dresses, May

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I don`t make mistakes. I bury them.

  The Undertaker

  Mistake, Making Mistakes

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• I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the depths of my memory, only to have to do it all again tomorrow.

  Emilie Autumn

  Memories, Heart, Depth

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• You can't hide... from The Deadman.

  The Undertaker

  Battlestar Galactica

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• I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

  The Undertaker

  Funny, Teeth, Able

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• Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker

  John C. Maxwell

  Teacher, Life And Love, Failure

  Twitter post from Mar 7, 2016

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• Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.

  Florence King

  Education, Jobs, School

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.6, Macmillan

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• Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

  Joe Frazier

  Funny, Sports, Money

  "Underdog Boxing: Pumped up for the Pacquiao-Mosley undercard fights" by Carlo L.Pamintuan, www.gmanetwork.com. February 10, 2011.

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• Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave

  Charles Caleb Colton

  Funeral, Attention, Littles

  Charles Caleb Colton (1824). “Lacon, Or, Many Things in a Few Words: Addressed to Those who Think”, p.219

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• BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that with which the old physicians have supplied the undertaker.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Science, Physicians, Body

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.22, 谷月社

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• Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Death, Suicide, Grief

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.92, University of Georgia Press

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• My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.

  Henry Louis Gates

  Father, Men, Looks

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• So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

  George Jean Nathan

  Girl, Long, Literature

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• When my mother died, my father was in a crisis, my sister was in a crisis, everyone was in a crisis. I went round the night my mother was lying in the kitchen, and I organised everything, from the undertaker to the funeral... I looked after everybody, I sorted it all out and Ive done so ever since.

  Stuart Rose

  Mother, Father, Lying

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• APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

  Ambrose Bierce

  Science, Physicians, Graves

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.12, 谷月社

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• My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

  Fred Allen

  Uncles, Southern, Alabama

  Fred Allen (2008). “Much Ado About Me”, p.102, Wildside Press LLC

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