Back in the hood after a tremendous Aussie tour! Thanks to all who rocked with us, I promise it won't be another 5 yrs before we return! Best news is I'm off for the rest of the year now! Time to get krunk.
And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.
I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.
Well John Cena's like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.
My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.
Security, we have a jumper! Security?
First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney.
Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored
The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.
Alex Riley is a star - he looks like a star, acts like a star. He is a star.
I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.
He also knows what king of protein I like, what T-shirts I like, how I like my dry cleaning to be done. He also knows how I like my stuff folded and put away into drawers.
I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!
These guys like each other almost as much as they like themselves.
When fans think WWE, I don't want them to think Hulk Hogan or The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin or John Cena. I want them to think of The Miz. I want to be on every show. When we need a guy to do Conan or Jimmy Kimmel, I want them to call me. I wanna be on the cover of all the video games. I want it all.
You can't say the secret word!
... there's been a lot of balls that have been pounding in that end zone.
Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!
One day I started cheating. After that, I started winning everything.
I want TNA to grow as a company, it’s better for me as a performer and me as a businessman. But how can they grow if every chance they get they are constantly talking about up north and the WWE?
He spilled my diet soda!
You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do.
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