Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.
You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!
Todd, this is almost like your commentary! Dizzying!
I did enjoy the broadcasting work of King, Punk and Josh Mathews last Monday on Raw. Josh is a hard working young man who does his homework and he did well with his opportunity to sit at the grown up table on Raw.
Allow me to correct you on two things: number one, the reason John Cena isn't here tonight has nothing to do with you. John Cena isn't here because I destroyed him in our match, this past week, in Pennsylvania. And number two, you're not the leader of the Nexus, I am.
CeNation. In Austin, TX, preparing to perfrom for members of our military. In that vein, I would like to let the Rough Riders Platoon know that even though they are going through a difficult time, with brave soliders making the ultimate sacrifice, to keep their heads up, hearts strong, and know that all of them are in my thoughts. Never Give Up.
We share a lot in common, attitude wise.
Thank you guys. Thank you for never giving up on me.
Relax, I'm going to be out there with you.
Seriously. Thank you all. In that ring w/all of u watching was THE best place for me for a very long time. Thx for the memories.
Well the truth is, Santino didn't beat me, because I beat myself.
I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?
You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top!
We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde.
He's got a thing for Alex Riley.
This is everything to me. If I don't have this, I don't know what else I'll be doing. I personally have found where I belong. You can cut back to photos of me holding, uh, paper championships. That was truly my dream. This is what I was born to do. As far as walking away from all this to do something else, I don't..I just don't...I don't see the rationality.
Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.
In the 27 years I've been doing this I never thought I'd find a better wrestler than me, but I found him. Daniel Bryan.
You're the Sue Sylvester of NXT.
The sun. I hate the sun.
Novak! Take the blazer off before you punch, it will help. Take it off. Hey, that's from Express.
I do have high expectations for Alex Riley. He seems athletic, articulate and intelligent. Only time will tell how far he goes, but Riley has bonafide potential. FCW did a nice job of preparing Alex for WWE. Alex's future success is largely up to Alex.
Michael Cole loves me and I love it!
I think a Chris Jericho triple DVD set is a great present. I don't what my kids are complaining about.
It was so cute and she was so shy. Someone told me that Randy Orton went up and hugged her and she wouldn't let go. It was kind of cute.
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