Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.
YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA!
We are going to stand together, united.
Don't hate the player, Todd, hate the game.
Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much.
I had Alex Riley out there as well and he's jumping up and down excited. You know, hugging me and the fans are going nuts and booing me.
She's taking pictures! Maryse, put it on Twitter!
We in the Great White North but you can bite my White South!
The only thing strong about the French Army is their damn body odor.
So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.
Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!
I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit bootie?
I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!
There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up.
Wherever I am, I think it's my show.
Well, The Rock says this, you should be concerned with fixing yourself a nice, tall glass of shut-up juice!
Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.
Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey?
Coming here, I sharpened and fine-tuned everything I had and needed. What I thought of as myself as a performer, I looked back and was like, ‘Wow, I improved from where I was.’ I thought I was ready and then saw the improvements I made which were unbelievable. It makes the transition from down here to up there (the WWE roster) so much easier because you’re prepared for what they need you to do. It’s not like you’re jumping into a whole other world. You’re prepared for what they need.
I started a modeling agency and I had it for about five and a half years and it was the same time I was actually working with the WWE and doing SmackDown. It was really the same principles; because me growing up I didn't have the support, I wasn't told, yes you can do that; you can do anything you want if you put your mind to it.
I'm here to say my legacy in The Octogon is over ... I re-signed last night with @WWE.
Back when I was younger, I would have no fear climbing a ladder. I couldn't wait to get to the top just so I could jump off. Now I am married and raising my two daughters, and I'm not a kid in the WWE any more. People ask me how I am so fearless on a ladder and how I have no fear in the ring. And the answer to that question is a bit complicated. I used to have no fear, but that is no longer true. With a wife and two girls at home, I'm more afraid now than ever.
Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.
Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!
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