Wake Up Quotes - Page 26

• You know you drank too much the night before when you wake up with crop circles in your pubes.

  Doug Benson

  Night, Circles, Too Much

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• I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it.

  Richard Pryor

  Morning, Kissing, Shows

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• You know what kills me about Jennifer Lopez? The fact that this woman wakes up one day and she's like, 'You know what? From now on, I'd like people to call me J-Lo,' and then they do it. Only a celebrity can get away with this. George Bush doesn't come out for his morning press conferences: 'From now on, I'd like to be referred to as G-Bu. Y'all know my vice president, Dog Chain.

  Carol Leifer

  Dog, Morning, People

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• When you act in a film, you're inevitably surrounded by people you didn't choose, right down to the set painter. I like being able to pick the family I'm waking up to in the morning that's going to make this group effort to tell a story that applies to what's interesting to me at that stage in my life.

  Sean Penn

  Morning, People, Interesting

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  When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up.

  Donald Glover

  Superhero

  Song: Not Going Back, 2011

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• I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I wake up every day just fired up. My one rule is, don't let anyone pinch me, because I don't want to wake up.

  Mark Cuban

  Guy, World, Want

  "Mark Cuban on 'Dancing,' Hoops, Vegas and More". TIDAY Intreview, www.today.com. December 11, 2007.

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• I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it. To see what women have got to go through in the morning, it's more of a respect factor.

  Brandon T. Jackson

  Morning, Believe, Men

  "Brandon T. Jackson Interview BIG MOMMA'S: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON". Interview, collider.com. February 17, 2011.

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• I am a sleeper. When you wake up at 4:30 in the morning to do a workout, you're sleepy at 8 in the evening. By 10 o'clock at the latest, I'm in bed.

  Michelle Obama

  Workout, Morning, Bed

  "Michelle Obama’s tips for being happy, healthy". Interview with Liz Vaccariello, www.today.com. October 5, 2009.

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• People - Hollywood doesn't talk about how bad cigarette smells when it smells like they wake up in bed with somebody who has been smoking the night before.

  Chris Matthews

  Night, Smell, People

  "Joe Eszterhas". "Hardball with Chris Matthews", www.nbcnews.com. October 9, 2002.

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• In order to dance professionally, you have to start at a young age. No matter what, your muscle structure and your bones have to be groomed from a very young age. Nobody wakes up at 17 and decides to become a ballet dancer. I'm saying that and someone's going to be born tomorrow who decides to do that and I'm going to have my foot in my mouth.

  Joan Chen

  Order, Feet, Dancer

  Source: collider.com

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• I'm half Asian, so people immediately go, "Oh, you do kung fu," like that's what we do. We wake up, we do kung fu, we brush our teeth. It's just assumed that you're not working your ass off to make this believable and make this something great, and we absolutely are.

  Maggie Q

  People, Teeth, Asian

  Source: collider.com

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• There's nothing I'd say that keeps me awake at night, but I think that when you're working with a group of people that are so beyond talented that, every day, you wake up going, "All right, I gotta fight to stay at the same level as these people," that's what makes it fun.

  Brie Larson

  Fun, Fighting, Night

  "Brie Larson Interview UNITED STATES OF TARA and SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD". Interview with Sara Wayland, collider.com. March 23, 2010.

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• No one lives like a robot. We all make choices from the moment we wake up in the morning.

  Nancy Pearcey

  Morning, Choices, Robots

  Source: www.biblegateway.com

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• There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake up early, drive for hours, play a show, meet crazy drunk people and all that stuff. I would rather be doing that than like McDonalds or something like that though. It's definitely fun but it's a lot of work.

  Sam Hughes

  Fun, Crazy, Party

  Source: puregrainaudio.com

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• You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?

  Norm MacDonald

  Dream, Men, Middle

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• Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

  Colin Quinn

  Hangover, Jail, Terrible

  "Colin Quinn Irish Comic Standing". Interview with AskMen, www.askmen.com.

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• If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.

  Bob Saget

  Change, Things Change, Ifs

  Twitter post from Jul 16, 2013

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• We owe it to our troops to let them sleep in their own beds, wake up in the morning, have a delicious breakfast, and drive to war.

  Daniel Tosh

  Morning, War, Sleep

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• Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate?

  Doug Stanhope

  Morning, Thinking, Mirrors

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• I wanted to be a prosecutor - a criminal lawyer - because there's nowhere where the stakes are higher, where you can wake up every day and believe in what you're doing.

  Preet Bharara

  Believe, Criminals, Lawyer

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• I wake up in the morning, walk downstairs, and just bang on the piano and write about what's going on in the world around me.

  Drake Bell

  Morning, Writing, Piano

  "Drake Bell Dishes On His New Album!". Interview with Kara McGrath, www.seventeen.com. July 8, 2011.

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• I will wake up every morning with the protection of the American people my first thought.

  Loretta Lynch

  Morning, People, Firsts

  "Obama chooses U.S. prosecutor Lynch to be next attorney general, ahead of expected confirmation showdown". www.foxnews.com. November 9, 2014.

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• Ladies, you wake up tomorrow and the newspaper reads Scientists have discovered a way for men to experience childbirth. That would be awesome.

  Bill Engvall

  Men, Would Be, Way

  FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Feb 13, 2013

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• What good is this body? Let it go in helping others. Did not the Master preach until the very end? And shall I not do the same? I do not care a straw if the body goes. You cannot imagine how happy I am when I find earnest seekers after truth to talk to. In the work of waking up Atman in my fellow men I shall gladly die again and again!

  Swami Vivekananda

  Helping Others, Men, Let It Go

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• Try not to wake up on fire.

  Eugene Mirman

  Fire, Trying

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